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Ban the loser above you.

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
June 17, 2013 at 5:21 pm
(June 17, 2013 at 4:36 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Banned for thinking you're big enough for the gaping wound of god

*holds beer anyways

Banned for not knowing I caused his gaping wound.
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Mystical Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
June 17, 2013 at 6:08 pm
Banned cuz while you were piddling around causing wounds, I drank your beer
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#4203
RE: Ban the loser above you.
June 17, 2013 at 6:18 pm
(June 17, 2013 at 6:08 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Banned cuz while you were piddling around causing wounds, I drank your beer

Banned because that wasn't beer.
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#4204
RE: Ban the loser above you.
June 17, 2013 at 6:18 pm
Banned or drinking my beer! "Yeah, I would have totally ganked that beer if miss didn't beat me to it."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
June 17, 2013 at 6:22 pm
Banned for gettin beat by a female. And banned again because Chtulhu grossed me out. And banned thrice because cato can't fuck god soft like.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
June 17, 2013 at 6:23 pm
(June 17, 2013 at 6:22 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: And banned again because Chtulhu grossed me out.

Banned because that's just one more free service I offer.
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#4207
RE: Ban the loser above you.
June 17, 2013 at 7:11 pm
In that case, banned for charging for that blowjob earlier today.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
June 17, 2013 at 7:17 pm
Banned cause there can be only one.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
June 17, 2013 at 7:23 pm
Banned because I AM that one.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
June 17, 2013 at 7:59 pm
(June 17, 2013 at 7:23 pm)Tartarus Sauce Wrote: Banned because I AM that one.

Banned because I had to give you a freebie cause you couldn't get it up.
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