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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2013 at 6:09 pm
(August 6, 2013 at 4:56 pm)HalcyonicTrust Wrote: Banned for asking an unamusing rhetorical question.

Banned for not answering my rhetorical question!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2013 at 8:06 pm (This post was last modified: August 6, 2013 at 8:06 pm by Mystical.)
Banned for obviously not being friendly enough with your bunny in order for her/him to bite you! Wtf
Banned for obviously not being friendly enough with your bunny in order for her/him to bite you! Wtf
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2013 at 9:34 pm
(August 6, 2013 at 8:06 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Banned for obviously not being friendly enough with your bunny in order for her/him to bite you! Wtf

Banned for not knowing that animals frequently bite you as a show of affection. Even my wife bites my arm occasionally.

Also banned for implying I'm abusive to animals!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2013 at 9:44 pm
You're banned because I did no such thing I merely implied u two need bunny counseling. Have you tried giving her a carrot? See im wondering why she/he felt the need to bite. The thing is bunnies only bite if they are mad at you or if they're having sex. Soooo which was it?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2013 at 9:56 pm
Banned for trying to catch neutrinos with a coffee filter.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2013 at 10:05 pm
Banned for blatantly changing the tone of the thread (thanks).
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 6, 2013 at 11:46 pm
Banned for not being bunny friendly at all
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 7, 2013 at 10:13 am
Banned for being intolerable towards those whom aren't bunny friendly.


Oh my Jebus, this thread is still going...
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 7, 2013 at 10:15 am
(August 7, 2013 at 10:13 am)Scott Richens Wrote: Oh my Jebus, this thread is still going...

BANNED for not showing more faith in the continued proliferation of this thread!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 7, 2013 at 11:53 am
Banned because you're banned.
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