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Ban the loser above you.
RE: Ban the loser above you.
(January 16, 2014 at 3:47 pm)It Is i Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 2:43 pm)EgoRaptor Wrote: Banned for not having read Venus in Furs.

Banned for thinking I can read Tongue
Banned for being illiterate.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
(January 16, 2014 at 3:59 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 3:47 pm)It Is i Wrote: Banned for thinking I can read Tongue
Banned for being illiterate.

Banned for being an un-'murican, literate elitist.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
(January 16, 2014 at 4:27 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 3:59 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Banned for being illiterate.

Banned for being an un-'murican, literate elitist.
Banned because 'MURRICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
(January 16, 2014 at 5:16 pm)EgoRaptor Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 4:27 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Banned for being an un-'murican, literate elitist.
Banned because 'MURRICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Banned because you think that the tawdry purple prose of "Venus In Furs" is a necessary reading experience.

Double-fucking-banned because you probably don't know the Velvet Underground song of the same name.

So there.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
(January 16, 2014 at 5:21 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 5:16 pm)EgoRaptor Wrote: Banned because 'MURRICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Banned because you think that the tawdry purple prose of "Venus In Furs" is a necessary reading experience.

Double-fucking-banned because you probably don't know the Velvet Underground song of the same name.

So there.
Banned because you can't even be bothered to read a good novel.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
(January 16, 2014 at 5:26 pm)EgoRaptor Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 5:21 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Banned because you think that the tawdry purple prose of "Venus In Furs" is a necessary reading experience.

Double-fucking-banned because you probably don't know the Velvet Underground song of the same name.

So there.
Banned because you can't even be bothered to read a good novel.

Banned because you assume I didn't read Masoch's purple prose "masterpiece".
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned for using purple prose twice
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
(January 16, 2014 at 5:38 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Banned for using purple prose twice

Be careful, BrokenQuill92. If I type it a third time, a trembling closet masochist will appear and beg you to let him lick your boot after you give him the lash.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
(January 16, 2014 at 5:42 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 5:38 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Banned for using purple prose twice

Be careful, BrokenQuill92. If I type it a third time, a trembling closet masochist will appear and beg you to let him lick your boot after you give him the lash.
Banned because I'm not sure if your talking about me.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
(January 16, 2014 at 5:51 pm)EgoRaptor Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 5:42 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Be careful, BrokenQuill92. If I type it a third time, a trembling closet masochist will appear and beg you to let him lick your boot after you give him the lash.
Banned because I'm not sure if your talking about me.

Lol. Um, no but . . . lol.
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