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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
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#5721
RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 25, 2014 at 12:12 am
Banned for being demanding!

No high maintenance types allowed in here!!!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 25, 2014 at 12:16 am
You have been banned for reading this sentence. If you have not yet read this sentence, then you are not looking at this post, and are therefore not banned yet, but worry not if you don't see this: you will see it soon, and then banned you shall be, just as is the man above me.

High maintenance is the only kind of person worth having. Trophies, and the like, y'know?
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 25, 2014 at 12:34 am
banned for not being a cheap little tawdry thing!!!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 25, 2014 at 12:38 am
Banned for saying I'm not cheap! Undecided I've got the best price around, and I *DARE YOU* to find someone cheaper!

Hell, first time's free. You can die, don't worry about the fee Smile
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 25, 2014 at 1:13 am (This post was last modified: July 25, 2014 at 1:15 am by ignoramus.)
I'm high maintenance?
Man, Give me a pie and a coke and I'm done.
The SWMBO on the other hand, well, we've got the nail lady every Friday, expensive fucking hair cut/dye every 3rd week, massage every other week, then feet, then....
Yawn! You get the picture, I spend half my wage on the mole!
All for a measley pie and sauce.
Banned for listening to me complain about women!

PS, now she's looking at "big" diamonds! WTF
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 25, 2014 at 8:56 am
Banned for not even considering a low maintenance 'Oscar Madison' type for your main squeeze
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 25, 2014 at 9:52 am
(July 25, 2014 at 8:56 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Banned for not even considering a low maintenance 'Oscar Madison' type for your main squeeze

Banned with extreme prejudice for causing me to imagine for a moment either Walter Matthau or Jack Klugman in a come hither pose. Damn you, sir! Angry
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 25, 2014 at 2:29 pm
(July 25, 2014 at 9:52 am)Crossless1 Wrote:
(July 25, 2014 at 8:56 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Banned for not even considering a low maintenance 'Oscar Madison' type for your main squeeze

Banned with extreme prejudice for causing me to imagine for a moment either Walter Matthau or Jack Klugman in a come hither pose. Damn you, sir! Angry

Banned BECAUSE I CAN THAT'S WHY.
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Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 25, 2014 at 2:33 pm
(July 25, 2014 at 2:29 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote:
(July 25, 2014 at 9:52 am)Crossless1 Wrote: Banned with extreme prejudice for causing me to imagine for a moment either Walter Matthau or Jack Klugman in a come hither pose. Damn you, sir! Angry

Banned BECAUSE I CAN THAT'S WHY.

Banned for wearing all black.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
July 25, 2014 at 3:16 pm
Banned for not posting that on 'Clash' Wednesday
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