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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
Losty Offline
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#7101
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 12:23 pm
Banned for ambiguous portion sizes.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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ShaMan Offline
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#7102
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 12:24 pm
(September 4, 2014 at 12:23 pm)Losty Wrote: Banned for ambiguous portion sizes.
Like my hands... X Large Wink
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Little lunch Offline
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#7103
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 12:24 pm
Banned for not having any peanuts for me.
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Losty Offline
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#7104
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 12:26 pm
Banned for being an undersized elephant.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Little lunch Offline
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#7105
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 12:27 pm
Banned because it's how you use the elephant that counts.
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Lucanus Offline
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#7106
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 12:41 pm (This post was last modified: September 4, 2014 at 12:41 pm by Lucanus.)
Banned for ninjaing me
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#7107
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 12:45 pm
(September 4, 2014 at 12:41 pm)oukoida Wrote: Banned for ninjaing me
Banned until you can spot, and point out the five ninjas in this image.
[Image: dear-esther-black-screen-ending.png]
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Lucanus Offline
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#7108
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 12:46 pm
Banned because holy fuck they're everywhere
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Little lunch Offline
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#7109
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 12:52 pm
Banned because that is a close up of a ninja's pupil. The other four are in the reflection.
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Lucanus Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 12:58 pm
Banned because ninjas are the perfect way to explain quantum mechanics
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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