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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 1:09 pm (This post was last modified: September 4, 2014 at 1:10 pm by vorlon13.)
Banned because Jesus doesn't like quantum mechanics as He always knows precisely and exactly where He is and how fast He is going
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 1:15 pm
Banned because [Image: 8621325117_001bb774e3.jpg]
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 1:15 pm (This post was last modified: September 4, 2014 at 1:16 pm by ShaMan.)
(September 4, 2014 at 1:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Banned because Jesus doesn't like quantum mechanics as He always knows precisely and exactly where He is and how fast He is going
Banned for capitalizing "he" over and over and over.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 1:16 pm
Banned because Grumpy Cat is obviously constipated.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 1:18 pm
(September 4, 2014 at 1:16 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Banned because Grumpy Cat is obviously constipated.

Banned because He is emotionally constipated
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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September 4, 2014 at 1:20 pm
Banned the bloody lot of you for fucking cross posting and confusing me
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 1:25 pm
Banned for including me when I did nothing wrong.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 1:25 pm (This post was last modified: September 4, 2014 at 1:26 pm by Lucanus.)
Quote:Banned the bloody lot of you for fucking cross posting and confusing me
Banned because cross posting is a way to remember the death of our lord and saviour
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 2:03 pm
And BANNED AGAIN for cross posting !!!


STOP IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 4, 2014 at 2:12 pm
Banned for overuse of caps lock Tongue
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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