Banned for just not directly saying you want a big strapping man to have his way with you right now !!!
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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned because Shrek
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
Banned because Shrek ain't a big strapping man, whatever the hell Shrek is . .
Banned and ripped apart with a chainsaw just to prove that bannings don't have to be nice.
 (September 5, 2014 at 1:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Banned because Shrek ain't a big strapping man, whatever the hell Shrek is . . He's an Ogre. He says so over and over again in the films. Banned for not knowing that. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
Banned and thrown off a tall building for bypassing me accidentally.
Banned for accurately describing Shrek with sugar on top in memory of Losty.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue
Banned because if your lunch is little, you might as well skip it.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned for sneaking your posts in and getting bypassed again.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue
Banned because it's how you use the elephant.
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