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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
Little lunch Offline
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#7471
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 18, 2014 at 6:00 pm
Banned for suggesting a Frankenstein Pinocchio exists.
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Lucanus Offline
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#7472
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 18, 2014 at 6:12 pm
Banned because there's more than one,and "they sit on you with their large noses"
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Clueless Morgan Offline
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#7473
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 18, 2014 at 6:53 pm (This post was last modified: September 18, 2014 at 6:54 pm by Clueless Morgan.)
Banned because o_0
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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vorlon13 Offline
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#7474
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 18, 2014 at 8:32 pm
Banned for lack of an appealing banning technique in the ban thread.

Emergency auxiliary ban for everyone today during my lengthy absence.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 18, 2014 at 9:16 pm
Banned for being absent when I'm feeling creative
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vorlon13 Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 18, 2014 at 9:32 pm
Banned for fooling us with a youthful pet like demeanor when you are really a sadistic tribal leader leading a separatist revolutionary movement in post-apocalyptic Libya
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Chas Offline
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#7477
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 18, 2014 at 11:04 pm (This post was last modified: September 18, 2014 at 11:04 pm by Chas.)
Banned for being too wordy.
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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vorlon13 Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 18, 2014 at 11:06 pm
Banned for not showing how to convey my prior ban more succinctly.
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The Valkyrie Offline
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#7479
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 18, 2014 at 11:17 pm
Can I skip the person above me and ban RobZombi for being the latest in a long line of believers who has signed up here to prosletyse, push nonsense, spout empty words and threats in an attempts to make themselves feel better about themselves by taking their beliefs to the heathens as though they're the first to spout that nonsense to us and as if we haven't heard that crap before?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 18, 2014 at 11:19 pm
Banned for venting about trolls in the ban thread :p
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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