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Ban the loser above you.
RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned for ignoring the power of the Energy Dome
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Banned for not going to Ernie Von Schledorn's and shopping the great warm indoors and not finding a wide selection of new and used cars.

Further auxiliary ban for not knowing anyone who wants to buy a car.
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Banned because they given me a number but taken away my name. :-)

I did the same to myself and it kept switching versions as well. Quite a strange mix.
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(September 21, 2014 at 5:12 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Banned because they given me a number but taken away my name. :-)

I did the same to myself and it kept switching versions as well. Quite a strange mix.

Banned because you're supposed to be a secret agent, man.
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Banned at Lonesome 77203
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Banned cause I'm calling ye
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Banned because Lenin is a MUSHROOM !!!


(really, look it up)
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned for knowing too much!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Banned because Moonlight Feels Right
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Banned for being incoherent
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