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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned cause that makes more enlightened than you are
Banned for dissing your Yoda
Banned cause I want my turn to be Yoda
Banned for having a supposedly hairy butt.
Banned cause I don't have a reason to shave it. ..YET
Banned because a friend of mine had his butt waxed once at school and was the face of pain.
Yeah we did weird stuff at school.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned cause I got expelled once
A snitchy teacher told a teacher that I gave the latter the finger
Banned for getting expelled and banned again for thinking about shaving your hairy butt
Banned cause I'll do it and donate it
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