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Ban the loser above you.
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 (December 21, 2014 at 8:28 pm)Losty Wrote: Banned for not Skyping Pop. He misses your clever jokes and the smell of blood. Pop finally gave up killing?!  Banned for not telling me sooner! I gotta go congratulate him! Waitwait... how long has he managed it this time? Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
Banned because it's only been 13 hours but you know Pop, feels like an eternity to him.
RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 21, 2014 at 8:52 pm
(This post was last modified: December 21, 2014 at 8:52 pm by Violet.)
Wow!! That long?!
 hock:Banned because now I've got another expense in the form of a gift basket. I'm thinking I might send him Chinese... but no, that'd be insulting... too many of them. Aight, I'll get him Israelis. It is the christmas season, after all. Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
banned because that is the cost of doing business in this thread
banned for lame excuse for banning 3 days before christmas when you could be out shopping and burning gasoline, and pissing off other shoppers by grabbing the last Teddy Ruxpin off the shelf at Toys-R-Us and ruining a small christian child's christmas and turning him into an atheist
RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 22, 2014 at 12:34 pm
(This post was last modified: December 22, 2014 at 12:58 pm by Violet.)
You're encouraging violent deconversion! He'll grow up without the love of God now! Banned so that you can think about what you have done!
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
Banned everyone for abandoning this thread!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
banned for emphasising abandonment issues
Banned for having a stone-cold heart. Abandonment issues make me a sad panda.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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