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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 6, 2015 at 5:23 pm
Banned for red bull
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 6, 2015 at 5:40 pm
Banned for antidisestablishmentarianism.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 6, 2015 at 6:02 pm
banned for this, that, and the other thing
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 6, 2015 at 6:07 pm
(February 6, 2015 at 6:02 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: banned for this, that, and the other thing
Banned for incorrect orthography.
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Science is not a subject, but a method.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 6, 2015 at 6:12 pm
banned for ortho whatever
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 6, 2015 at 9:12 pm
banned for implying dentures were left in your po-po
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 6, 2015 at 10:50 pm
Banned because they were.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
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Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
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Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 6, 2015 at 11:15 pm
banned for putting them back in without a rinse first.
and another ban for not noticing a 'sloppy seconds' situation earlier
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