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Ban the loser above you.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 14, 2015 at 8:20 am
Banned because you couldn't pronounce it :p
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February 14, 2015 at 9:24 am
Banned because I used to translate Plato back in the day, there's nothing I can't do Tongue
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 14, 2015 at 9:40 am
Banned because w Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 14, 2015 at 10:01 am
Banned for speaking bee
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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February 14, 2015 at 10:02 am
banned because it was a beetle and it was making sounds not speaking
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February 14, 2015 at 10:06 am
Banned because Ich mag Schildkröten.
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February 14, 2015 at 10:07 am
banned because I live in Schlesien so I know what turtles are called in German
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 14, 2015 at 10:08 am
(February 14, 2015 at 9:40 am)Norman Humann Wrote: Banned because w Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie.

(February 14, 2015 at 10:01 am)Lucanus Wrote: Banned for speaking bee

ROFLOL
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 14, 2015 at 10:10 am
Banned for laughing.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 14, 2015 at 10:15 am
Banned because how can you not laugh when that was hilarious
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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