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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 15, 2015 at 2:33 pm
Banned for brining up the sodding penguins.
Fishy breathed bastards.



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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 15, 2015 at 2:34 pm
And the Milorganite truck farms in Piscataway New Jersey.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 15, 2015 at 2:36 pm
banned for what?
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 15, 2015 at 2:38 pm
implied in the implicit implications of my implementing a mistaken entry implicatively in the incorrect imploded thread, to wit, add 3 words

and ban you for not figuring it out
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 15, 2015 at 2:39 pm
banned because I couldn't figure shit out to save my life
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 15, 2015 at 2:51 pm
just sit back and let the AF weirdness engulf you in the warm tide of non sequitur ipso facto

take your banning and bask in the gestalt of it all and realize you could be in a Baneemyite church today and those motherfuckers are totally whacked
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 15, 2015 at 2:54 pm
Banned for too many big words
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 15, 2015 at 2:55 pm
Banned for missing out on a krishna nutjob
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 15, 2015 at 2:56 pm
Banned because I was busy with a Muslim nutjob
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 15, 2015 at 2:57 pm
Banned because pics or it didn't happen :p
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