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Ban the loser above you.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 20, 2015 at 12:42 pm
banned for silver bells, silver bells, it's Christmas time, in the city, shoppers dressed in holiday style !!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 20, 2015 at 12:43 pm
banned because you're kind of late. or early.
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February 20, 2015 at 1:35 pm
Banned because you're back! Big Grin

Umm... Hang on a sec
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 20, 2015 at 1:41 pm
Big Grin

Banned because it was more than a sec and I'm still hanging on.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 20, 2015 at 1:44 pm (This post was last modified: February 20, 2015 at 1:44 pm by Lucanus.)
Banned for allusive language! What are you hanging on to?


"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 20, 2015 at 1:46 pm
Banned because I'm hanging on to a radiator and still freezing
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February 20, 2015 at 1:49 pm
banned for low metabolism
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February 20, 2015 at 1:50 pm
Banned for stop accurately diagnosing me, god damn it
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February 20, 2015 at 1:51 pm
banned for hang on Eileen and Dexy's Midnight Riders
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 20, 2015 at 2:12 pm (This post was last modified: February 20, 2015 at 2:12 pm by Losty.)
Banned for always saying things I don't get and being the guy whose words I shall never google.
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