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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 25, 2015 at 5:37 pm
Banned because the virgin Mary is offended
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 25, 2015 at 5:42 pm
Banned because I'm offended
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 25, 2015 at 5:44 pm
Banned because offending people is fun.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 25, 2015 at 5:52 pm
Banned because the pope would punch you.
(but I would smack his bitch ass face if he did)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 25, 2015 at 5:54 pm
Banned because I'd just kick him in his supposedly unused balls.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 25, 2015 at 6:01 pm
Banned because that's the correct attitude towards a pope
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 25, 2015 at 6:04 pm
banned because why else are we here?
we are prisoners of the ban thread, unable to break free of the ban requirement, banned we all are, banned we all are to HELL
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 25, 2015 at 6:05 pm
Banned because no sexual innuendo for once
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 25, 2015 at 6:08 pm
Banned because now he'll start.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
