Banneded because I don't think I've ever seen you and that makes me sad.
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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned because I haven't seen the both of ya and that makes me feel somewhat weirdly aroused
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
Banned because wtf
Banned because yeah, that's what I feel too.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned because all these exams are messing with your head, man
 RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 26, 2015 at 1:13 pm
(This post was last modified: February 26, 2015 at 1:14 pm by Losty.)
(February 26, 2015 at 1:06 pm)Lucanus Wrote: Banned because I haven't seen the both of ya and that makes me feel somewhat weirdly aroused Banned because how can you not have seen me? I've posted plenty of pictures. (February 26, 2015 at 1:08 pm)Norman Humann Wrote: Banned because all these exams are messing with your head, man Banned for even scarier avatar
Banned because I don't even know how this could be scary.
Banned because it shouldn't be but in the teeny tiny little thumbnail on my phone it looks like a distorted human face. Now that I've seen it close it's not actually scary but what I see when I look at your posts is still scary.
Banned for overactive imagination
(February 26, 2015 at 1:13 pm)Losty Wrote:(February 26, 2015 at 1:06 pm)Lucanus Wrote: Banned because I haven't seen the both of ya and that makes me feel somewhat weirdly aroused Banned because I haven't applied for a69... Yet 
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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