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[*Deidre*]

Shakespeare during his college fraternity boy days?

[Edwardo Piet]

Shakespeare back in those days when he was a fuckmothering turtle who spillied his mayo wherever he went. Some wished to haz some, some did not. He was always proud of those who wanted to haz mayo. "Can I haz moar Sir?" they would ask him. He liked that.

[*Deidre*]

lol hmmmm

[Exian]

''What's good for the goose, is good for the gander.'' - unknown

what's a gander? 

I 50% sure it's the male goose. Either that, or it's a search engine.

[bennyboy]

''What's good for the goose, is good for the gander.'' - unknown

what's a gander? 

I 50% sure it's the male goose. Either that, or it's a search engine.

A "gander" is what granddad takes when he goes to a nude beach for the first time.  The goose, clearly, would be the unclad girl at whom he is taking the gander.

[*Deidre*]

I 50% sure it's the male goose. Either that, or it's a search engine.

A "gander" is what granddad takes when he goes to a nude beach for the first time.  The goose, clearly, would be the unclad girl at whom he is taking the gander.

Speaking of philosophy and subjectivity...haha

[Edwardo Piet]

Anyway... the most important thing is:

One must always save their mayo for later when one iz spendingz it twice much much earlier and wantingz to save the rest for later so one can haz a much bigger and more satisfying mayo-dispensing timeingz later on.

[*Deidre*]

Anyway... the most important thing is:

One must always save their mayo for later when one iz spendingz it twice much much earlier and wantingz to save the rest for later so one can haz a much bigger and more satisfying mayo-dispensing timeingz later on.

So that's what inspired Romeo and Juliet? 

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

'Fear to anger leads. Anger to hate leads. Hate to supporting Donald Trump leads.' - Master Yoda

Boru

[Edwardo Piet]

Anyway... the most important thing is:

So that's what inspired Romeo and Juliet? 

Yep, believe it or not "Romeo and Juliet" was all based on Shakespeare's incomplete play: "Can I Haz More Mayo Please Sir?"

Here's some of the missing dialogue: it was originally going to be in Romeo and Juilet (formerly known as "Can I Haz More Mayo Please Sir?") but it didn't make the final draft:

Juilet, we shall be together forever, but on one condition: You must accept my copious amounts of Mayo.

Yes Sir, I will always accept your mayo sir, and we can be together forever and I shall partake of your mayo every day regardless of how much there is.