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Survey says! If you use more emojis than the norm, you think about sex more
January 12, 2016 at 9:41 am
I NEVER used emojis until I started posting HERE!!! Lol [emoji50]
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RE: Survey says! If you use more emojis than the norm, you think about sex more
January 12, 2016 at 10:16 am
(January 11, 2016 at 7:20 pm)*Deidre* Wrote: You know who you are. Uh huh.
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I rarely use emojis - usually ironically - and I think about sex (or alternatively - lack of it) all the time. Except when I'm having sex - that's when I try to think about football... Which is a horrible idea, because I know nothing about football. So I usually end up involuntarily thinking about something, that completely ruins it for me, like my parents having sex, or how much the face of the woman I'm screwing reminds me in this light of some dude I used to know...
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RE: Survey says! If you use more emojis than the norm, you think about sex more
January 12, 2016 at 6:38 pm
He shags parrots?
Well, I can't say I'm completely shocked...
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RE: Survey says! If you use more emojis than the norm, you think about sex more
January 12, 2016 at 9:42 pm
I thought that was based on the amount of lotion and tissues you buy.
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