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Lonely hearts
January 14, 2016 at 4:51 pm
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Hey sweetie !!
My name is Matilda and I'm looking for love!
I have a nice life, but I am so looking for some male company! Maybe be up for laying some eggs too, for the right Mr. Turtle. I'm a svelte 125lbs, and have a variety of interests including basking in the sun, moving sand and maybe nudging a rock once in a while.
I'm not too picky, your age and size don't matter as long as you have personality and a sense of humor. Please give me a chance !!
Sorry, no atheists.
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RE: Lonely hearts
January 14, 2016 at 4:53 pm
(January 14, 2016 at 4:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Sorry, no atheists.
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RE: Lonely hearts
January 14, 2016 at 4:53 pm
(January 14, 2016 at 4:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
Hey sweetie !!
My name is Matilda and I'm looking for love!
I have a nice life, but I am so looking for some male company! Maybe be up for laying some eggs too, for the right Mr. Turtle. I'm a svelte 125lbs, and have a variety of interests including basking in the sun, moving sand and maybe nudging a rock once in a while.
I'm not too picky, your age and size don't matter as long as you have personality and a sense of humor. Please give me a chance !!
Sorry, no atheists.
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She's beautiful.
No, I mean it. She's gorgeous.
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RE: Lonely hearts
January 14, 2016 at 4:56 pm
Yeah, beautiful. But look at her back. Rode hard and put away wet!
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RE: Lonely hearts
January 14, 2016 at 4:57 pm
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Greetings.
My name is Rtt'plvvz and I will be emigrating to earth soon. I'd like to meet a nice earth man for quiet times, cerebral massage, proton exchange and maybe even a little pseudo frottage.
I'm new to the earth dating scene, so be ever so kind as I learn the ways of your wonderful planet. Also, I really enjoy traveling, so I hope you would enjoy that past time too. If you're a follower of P'bb'trrttr that would be great too.
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RE: Lonely hearts
January 14, 2016 at 5:01 pm
(January 14, 2016 at 4:57 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
Greetings.
My name is Rtt'plvvz and I will be emigrating to earth soon. I'd like to meet a nice earth man for quite times, cerebral massage, proton exchange and maybe even a little pseudo frottage.
I'm new to the earth dating scene, so be ever so kind as I learn the ways of your wonderful planet. Also, I really enjoy traveling, so I hope you would enjoy that past time too. If you're a follower of P'bb'trrttr that would be great too.
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Hey there Rtt'plvvz, I'd love to hook up sometime. I confess, it's the eyes that caught my attention, I could get lost in those lovely black holes...
We could meet up here on Earth, maybe go to your planet for a bit as well. I'm almost certain your solar system falls under my Galactic Imperium, so we'd be treated like VIP's. I'm not really the religious type, but P'bb'trr'ttr does sound...interesting.
Let me know if you're up for it.
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RE: Lonely hearts
January 14, 2016 at 5:01 pm
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Hai!!!
I like your pic. Any nudes? What are you wearing right now? As you can tell from my profile pic, I can make my cloaca smile.
Anyways, my name's Sherman (like the tank  ) HMU!!!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: Lonely hearts
January 14, 2016 at 5:04 pm
Have you considered SYMBIOSIS ???
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Hi there !! I'm Gwen, and I'd really like to meet the perfect host. I bring quite a bit as symbiont, really !! I won't run around on you, I'm loyal, and you'll always know right where I am. I'm not confined by old fashioned gender roles or size or age; just be in reasonably good health, and give me a ring!!
If you are gluten intolerant, that's a PLUS !!!!
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RE: Lonely hearts
January 14, 2016 at 5:14 pm
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New on the dating scene!!!
I was recently excised from a supermodel in France, and I'd really like to meet the right lady right now !!!!
While I am mostly Lesbian in my orientation, a nice effeminate man with fashion sense would be a real possibility. I like music, world events, geography, canasta, and buffet night at Maxims in Des Moines. Please be gainfully employed, or an investment banker, I have expensive tastes, but over all, I really am low maintenance. Sorry, no Gingers.
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RE: Lonely hearts
January 14, 2016 at 5:30 pm
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