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Are you a type 4?
#11
RE: Are you a type 4?
That number 4 is a happy little shit!
What's his secret to happiness?

I don't want to hear that he knows he's going to a better place! Hehe
(Why did I just call him a "he"?)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#12
Are you a type 4?
(January 30, 2016 at 5:42 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Haha, how did I not see this earlier??

My poops are almost always a 3.

I average as a type 4. If I eat a bunch of apples I go to type 5.

The best turd is the one you wipe and wonder why you even wiped.
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#13
RE: Are you a type 4?
What is this fascination with poop.
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#14
RE: Are you a type 4?
(January 30, 2016 at 6:06 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(January 30, 2016 at 5:42 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Haha, how did I not see this earlier??

My poops are almost always a 3.

I average as a type 4. If I eat a bunch of apples I go to type 5.

The best turd is the one you wipe and wonder why you even wiped.

Yeah, I have those fairly often, but they usually come in the type 3 shape, so I dunno. I love it though. It's what I call a "clean poop."
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#15
RE: Are you a type 4?
(January 30, 2016 at 6:07 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: What is this fascination with poop.

It's funny, don't you think? Do you poop, EP?  Smile
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#16
Are you a type 4?
(January 30, 2016 at 6:06 pm)ignoramus Wrote: That number 4 is a happy little shit!
What's his secret to happiness?

I don't want to hear that he knows he's going to a better place! Hehe
(Why did I just call him a "he"?)

When I flush, I send him straight to hell.
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#17
Are you a type 4?
(January 30, 2016 at 6:07 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(January 30, 2016 at 6:06 pm)KUSA Wrote: I average as a type 4. If I eat a bunch of apples I go to type 5.

The best turd is the one you wipe and wonder why you even wiped.

Yeah, I have those fairly often, but they usually come in the type 3 shape, so I dunno. I love it though. It's what I call a "clean poop."

The clean poop is the antithesis of the "use half the roll" poop. What type would that be and why does it happen? I have wiped until my ass bleed.
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#18
RE: Are you a type 4?
It's the soft/mushy type. It just makes a mess on your butt, and sticks to it.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#19
RE: Are you a type 4?
I'd say a type 6ish.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#20
RE: Are you a type 4?
What a shitty conversation Big Grin
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