Are you a type 4?

[ignoramus]

I just can't, won't, show my poop to anyone!

I'm embarrassed!

Maybe I'm just a snob with high standards! Hehehe

Fuck yous! I flushed all the evidence away! Haha!

[vorlon13]

I just can't, won't, show my poop to anyone!

I'm embarrassed!

Maybe I'm just a snob with high standards! Hehehe

Fuck yous! I flushed all the evidence away! Haha!

So, you don't feel you measure up ??

Would a flaccid sphincter be part of the problem ???


Help is available


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[Expired]

Me and Kusa are the only cool people in this whole forum. I actually really enjoyed posting a picture of my poop. It was very liberating and freeeeeeeeee!!!

It shows you have guts..

[vorlon13]

[God of Mr. Hanky]

Yeah, I have those fairly often, but they usually come in the type 3 shape, so I dunno. I love it though. It's what I call a "clean poop."

The clean poop is the antithesis of the "use half the roll" poop. What type would that be and why does it happen? I have wiped until my ass bleed.

If you wipe your ass to bleeding, it may be more than the toilet paper - you may have hard stool. I realized that's what my problem is after struggling with it for years. Basically, if it hurts when passing, then it's hard, and when this causes bleeding, you may never feel clean, you may lose anal function, and the poop which hangs on after an incomplete bowl movement may slowly leak.

Some here have said drinking alcohol messes with their shit, I get that when I drink what I really like (beer). I've been alternating between that and red wine recently, and have come to understand that beer is guaranteed to fuck me up, (you may wish you could shit gold, but trust me it isn't pleasant ) but the mornings after I drink red wine I poop out a soft and dark #4. Somehow this works even when I haven't been on the oatmeal and raisins breakfast, and been eating mostly junk food, so go figure.

[God of Mr. Hanky]

Lol, I think it'd be funny, but I'm not going to do it unless someone else does first.

Alright then. I gave birth to this at 11:05 this morning. Yesterday I ate the following.

Breakfast: Mushrooms, spinach, and one egg. This was cooked in olive oil.
Lunch: A peanut butter sandwich. It was natural peanut butter on rye bread.
Dinner: PF Changs, Spicy chicken in a sweet chili sauce with white rice. I also had the wok chicken appetizer that you put in a wrap of lettuce.

Now I think this is more of a type 3 turd but I'll let you fine people at AF decide.

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Yikers, that looks like a painfully hard one!

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[KUSA]

Alright then. I gave birth to this at 11:05 this morning. Yesterday I ate the following.

Breakfast: Mushrooms, spinach, and one egg. This was cooked in olive oil.
Lunch: A peanut butter sandwich. It was natural peanut butter on rye bread.
Dinner: PF Changs, Spicy chicken in a sweet chili sauce with white rice. I also had the wok chicken appetizer that you put in a wrap of lettuce.

Now I think this is more of a type 3 turd but I'll let you fine people at AF decide.

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Yikers, that looks like a painfully hard one!

No absolutely not. It felt like a type 4 coming out but it looks type 3ish. It slid right out smooth as silk. It probably only took 5 seconds to push it out. I say push but really it just dropped out on its own. I felt like my guts were empty afterwards.

Can you see the spicy chicken I ate in it?

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[Ronsy21]

What if it is good. But hurts OwO

[Fidel_Castronaut]

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Thanks

[Catholic_Lady]

Kusa, you are hysterical! I'm dying laughing at your posts!