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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 8:27 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 7:42 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: (February 9, 2016 at 6:55 pm)Evie Wrote: I can't think of anything I would want to give up.
More importantly: Hello cunty-bastard troll, why the fuck would I give something up on Lent anyway? "Lent" means fuck all.
Oh wait... you're not actually saying stuff you believe you're just being a trolling prat.
You watch your MOUTH! 
You are lucky Im not for you to say that to my face! Get on your knees, worship god, please him, make him feel satisfied. That is the key to a happy and quiet life with God in the picture!
I thought it was to give it a BJ?
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 8:34 pm
I'm giving up Lent for Lent. I've done this every year since I was 18. It's working well for me!
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 8:39 pm
I wonder if one were able to do a meta analysis of court and arrest records it would be possible to demonstrate an actual decrease (LOL, or increase*) in child sexual abuse over lent ??
*me soooooo cynical
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 8:46 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 7:42 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: (February 9, 2016 at 6:55 pm)Evie Wrote: I can't think of anything I would want to give up.
More importantly: Hello cunty-bastard troll, why the fuck would I give something up on Lent anyway? "Lent" means fuck all.
Oh wait... you're not actually saying stuff you believe you're just being a trolling prat.
You watch your MOUTH!
Get on your knees, worship god, please him, make him feel satisfied.
Yeah.This guy's a POE, an outright freak, or refers to his junk as god.
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 8:53 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 8:27 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: (February 9, 2016 at 8:07 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Listen, you fuckwad dick-sucking piece of shit troll, go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut on a super-highway. Fuck your sick sadistic asshole bastard moron of a god. Fuck your idiot rancid pond-scum sucking pedophile cross-dressing baby-raping witch-doctor psychotic priests. How's that? Better?
Kind of hypocritcal from someone who works for a Catholic Church  .
The Church gives you your bread and butter to live. Don't you ever forget that.
How ironic. You hate the organization you help..
Aw damn it. I was hoping for a scolding too. I didn't even get a mad face. And I worked hard to put that one together.
Yep. I like some of the people I work with at that insane asylum. But I'm done after Easter, I won't have to set foot in that cesspool of evil and ignorance ever again. Woo-hoo! I ALMOST got to give up church for Lent!!
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 12:25 am
Ha ha I'm on ignore by TC! Yes!!
Score!
Winning!
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 12:33 am
(February 10, 2016 at 12:25 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Ha ha I'm on ignore by TC! Yes!!
Score!
Winning!
I'm not, Which is odd considering I debunk him in every thread.
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 12:40 am
Yes! Let it begin.
Line the greedy up against the wall and shoot them all. Power to the people.
Viva le re..
Oh, ReSolution!
My bad.
Carry on.
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 5:39 am
(February 9, 2016 at 7:42 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: You watch your MOUTH!
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Arse.
Quote:You are lucky Im not for you to say that to my face! Get on your knees, worship god, please him, make him feel satisfied. That is the key to a happy and quiet life with God in the picture!
Shite-arse bastard-wank.
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 5:55 am
(February 9, 2016 at 3:12 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: First of all, I hope you had a happy and joyous Mardi Gras! Let's hope you didn't have too many drinks or collect too many beads... if you know what Im saying  .
However, the fun and festivities of Mardis Gras shall soon be finished and the solemnity of Lent is close at hand.
Here is an illustration, to help you understand what lent is all about : http://www.ncregister.com/images/uploads...336416.jpg
It is where Jesus retreated to the desert to fast and commune closer to his father (who was also himself!)
During this lententide, we too are afforded the opprotunity to get close to the lord our God.
For this lent, I plan on giving up cookies, Ice cream, and using the internet recreationally. You may not see me on here for too much longer (except for Sundays. You can take those off )
How do you all plan to spend your lent? Made any "lenten resolutions?"
Please let me know. Blessings!! 
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