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Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 11:33 am
(February 9, 2016 at 4:42 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Look I know its hard. But if we stay firm and trust in God, we can make this lent.. something wonderful to remember!
Please.. look in your hearts... know what you should give up... and give it up with courage!!!
lol, maybe you should give up trolling atheist forums for lent! You can do it, TC! I have FAITH!
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 11:35 am
(February 10, 2016 at 11:30 am)TrueChristian Wrote: It could happen. God (not me) could snatch away those you love. Like a theif in the night.
You might scream. You might cry. You might say "Stop it God, why are you doing this." But once God has made up his mind, there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO!.
You're an idiot.
Quote:You might feel sad for a while. Feel there is no purpose in life and feel it is all "too much."
Then eventually, you realize God is the only thing that saves and can give your life ultimate sustenence and meaning. Even comfort in your time of pain. You will worship him eventually. Things right now are just too good, so you can safely ignore him.
This makes no sense.
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 11:36 am
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2016 at 11:36 am by SofaKingHigh.)
(February 10, 2016 at 11:30 am)TrueChristian Wrote: It could happen. God (not me) could snatch away those you love. Like a theif in the night.
You might scream. You might cry. You might say "Stop it God, why are you doing this." But once God has made up his mind, there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO!.
You might feel sad for a while. Feel there is no purpose in life and feel it is all "too much."
Then eventually, you realize God is the only thing that saves and can give your life ultimate sustenence and meaning. Even comfort in your time of pain. You will worship him eventually. Things right now are just too good, so you can safely ignore him.
Amazing how, in the entire history of human existence, this has not happened once isn't it?
Besides, he'd have a job coming into my house and trying that, I'd skull fuck the cunt back to Eden.
You pathetic, horrible little fuckbag.
You may refer to me as "Oh High One."
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 11:38 am
(February 10, 2016 at 11:30 am)TrueChristian Wrote: It could happen. God (not me) could snatch away those you love. Like a theif in the night.
You might scream. You might cry. You might say "Stop it God, why are you doing this." But once God has made up his mind, there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO!.
You might feel sad for a while. Feel there is no purpose in life and feel it is all "too much."
Then eventually, you realize God is the only thing that saves and can give your life ultimate sustenence and meaning. Even comfort in your time of pain. You will worship him eventually. Things right now are just too good, so you can safely ignore him.
Dude, somebody gave you some really bad drugs.
You should probably try and get your money back. Better take god with you when you do that. Clearly whatever you're smoking is doing more harm than good.
Hey... I bet SKH has some really good stuff for you. Maybe it'll even help you think like a rational person.
Oh wait....
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 11:38 am
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(February 10, 2016 at 11:30 am)TrueChristian Wrote: It could happen. God (not me) could snatch away those you love. Like a theif in the night.
You might scream. You might cry. You might say "Stop it God, why are you doing this." But once God has made up his mind, there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO!.
You might feel sad for a while. Feel there is no purpose in life and feel it is all "too much."
Then eventually, you realize God is the only thing that saves and can give your life ultimate sustenence and meaning. Even comfort in your time of pain. You will worship him eventually. Things right now are just too good, so you can safely ignore him.
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 11:44 am
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 11:55 am
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 12:18 pm
TC Kudosed that himself....................................
So... you don't wanna feed yourself TC?
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 12:45 pm
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2016 at 12:45 pm by robvalue.)
No, unfortunately I can't even eat lentils. My diet really sucks. They are too fibrous. My poor wife has to keep finding things for me to eat. Being a bit of a fussy twat doesn't help either. I even miss just eating a raw carrot, something I never particularly cared about when was able to. Even biting into a cucumber sounds pretty good now.
Ah well. It's possible that one day the problem area will expand enough to be operable.
So, no lentils.
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 12:55 pm
I'm going to give up cornholing the troll's mom for Lent.
Wait. No I'm not.
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