It's Always Sunny - evolution versus Christianity

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Correct, they aren't. But what's out of the window is a humanocentric deity and a 6000 years old world, as described in Genesis.

Nowhere in Genesis does it describe the earth as being 6000 years old.

Well technically you may be correct.  The world is actually 5,776 years old because the ethnocentric Middle Eastern Jewish religious fairytale says that is how old the Earth is.  As a believer in the fairy tale you should believe that, shouldn't you?

"How does one count years?
Years are counted since the creation of the world, which is assumed to have taken place in the autumn of 3760 B.C.E. In that year, after less than a week belonging to AM 1, AM 2 started (AM = Anno Mundi = year of the world).
In the year C.E. 2006 we witnessed the start of Hebrew year AM 5767."
http://www.webexhibits.org/calendars/cal...ewish.html

[Huggy Bear]

Nowhere in Genesis does it describe the earth as being 6000 years old.

Well technically you may be correct.  The world is actually 5,776 years old because the ethnocentric Middle Eastern Jewish religious fairytale says that is how old the Earth is.  As a believer in the fairy tale you should believe that, shouldn't you?

"How does one count years?
Years are counted since the creation of the world, which is assumed to have taken place in the autumn of 3760 B.C.E. In that year, after less than a week belonging to AM 1, AM 2 started (AM = Anno Mundi = year of the world).
In the year C.E. 2006 we witnessed the start of Hebrew year AM 5767."
http://www.webexhibits.org/calendars/cal...ewish.html

*emphasis mine*

So I say "Nowhere in Genesis does it describe the earth as being 6000 years old", and you proceed to prove it by using a source other than the Bible.

That makes a lot of sense, If you're stupid.

[SofaKingHigh]

Well technically you may be correct.  The world is actually 5,776 years old because the ethnocentric Middle Eastern Jewish religious fairytale says that is how old the Earth is.  As a believer in the fairy tale you should believe that, shouldn't you?

"How does one count years?
Years are counted since the creation of the world, which is assumed to have taken place in the autumn of 3760 B.C.E. In that year, after less than a week belonging to AM 1, AM 2 started (AM = Anno Mundi = year of the world).
In the year C.E. 2006 we witnessed the start of Hebrew year AM 5767."
http://www.webexhibits.org/calendars/cal...ewish.html

*emphasis mine*

So I say "Nowhere in Genesis does it describe the earth as being 6000 years old", and you proceed to prove it by using a source other than the Bible.

That makes a lot of sense, If you're stupid.

But you do believe that Adam and Eve were the first humans to walk the Earth?

[Huggy Bear]

*emphasis mine*

So I say "Nowhere in Genesis does it describe the earth as being 6000 years old", and you proceed to prove it by using a source other than the Bible.

That makes a lot of sense, If you're stupid.

But you do believe that Adam and Eve were the first humans to walk the Earth?

Yes.

[SofaKingHigh]

But you do believe that Adam and Eve were the first humans to walk the Earth?

Yes.

So, that makes a lot of sense, If you're stupid..............

[Huggy Bear]

Yes.

So, that makes a lot of sense, If you're stupid..............

Actually no,

It makes perfect mathematical sense, the human race had to start somewhere.

You seem to think a huge population of humans Just appeared out of nowhere. Now that's a special kind of stupid.

[FatAndFaithless]

Oh Huggy... I missed this.

[SofaKingHigh]

So, that makes a lot of sense, If you're stupid..............

Actually no,

It makes perfect mathematical sense, the human race had to start somewhere.

You seem to think a huge population of humans Just appeared out of nowhere.  Now that's a special kind of stupid.

Sorry, I missed where I said that....... could you point that out for me, the bit where I said that a huge population of humans came from nowhere? Or are you creating a big man made from straw?

Anyhoo, I must admit, I'm no subject matter expert here......but the most basic understanding of genetics leads even a layman like me to suggest that thinking the entire human race came from 2 people to be a special kind of stupid.

[Huggy Bear]

Actually no,

It makes perfect mathematical sense, the human race had to start somewhere.

You seem to think a huge population of humans Just appeared out of nowhere.  Now that's a special kind of stupid.

Sorry, I missed where I said that....... could you point that out for me, the bit where I said that a huge population of humans came from nowhere?  Or are you creating a big man made from straw?

Anyhoo, I must admit, I'm no subject matter expert here......but the most basic understanding of genetics leads even a layman like me to suggest that thinking the entire human race came from 2 people to be a special kind of stupid.

Look Genius,

My brother in-law breeds dogs (American bully's), There is a lot of inbreeding early on, which is how you solidify traits that you want.

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/inbreeding.htm

Inbreeding is the mating together of closely related dogs, for example mother/son, father/daughter and sibling/sibling matings. For breeders, it is a useful way of fixing traits in a breed—the pedigrees of some exhibition dogs show that many of their forebears are closely related. For example, there is a famous cat by the name of Fan Tee Cee (shown in the 1960s and 1970s) who has appeared in more and more Siamese pedigrees, sometimes several times in a single pedigree, as breeders were anxious to make their lines more typey. Superb specimens are always much sought-after for stud services or offspring (unless they have already been neutered!), having won the approval of show judges.


However, inbreeding holds potential problems. The limited gene pool caused by continued inbreeding means that deleterious genes become widespread and the breed loses vigor. Laboratory animal suppliers depend on this to create uniform strains of animal which are immuno-depressed or breed true for a particular disorder, e.g. epilepsy. Such animals are so inbred as to be genetically identical (clones!), a situation normally only seen in identical twins. Similarly, a controlled amount of inbreeding can be used to fix desirable traits in farm livestock, e.g. milk yield, lean/fat ratios, rate of growth, etc.

Now The bible says we started with 2 humans, and those humans lived over 900+ years, currently we're lucky if we live to 90.

Do the math.

[LadyForCamus]

Huggy, it doesn't seem like you actually have a coherent grasp of what you believe. Saying things like, 'the way science spins it,' and 'the scientific version of,' only highlights your ignorance. There does not exist multiple, equally plausible versions of the theory of evolution for people to pick and choose from depending on what sounds good to them. There is only the correct description which arose from the scientific method, and is supported by evidence. If your personal interpretation differs, then you are simply wrong.