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Say Hi to Jesus

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#21
RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 4, 2016 at 6:45 pm
Do you have pets Ras?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#22
RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 4, 2016 at 7:52 pm
Hey Chuy (nick name for people named Jesus. Keep up, people)!
Sup, Chuyito. How's it hangin' homie? Or, is it? Do you get wood? If so, do you nail it? Do you have to be hammered for it to get woody? Am I in the wrong forum? Do you ever cross dress? Do you support "free the nipple"?
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#23
RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 5, 2016 at 1:11 am
Jesus made me a killer margarita just now.
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RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 5, 2016 at 2:44 am
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#25
RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 5, 2016 at 10:02 am
Hi Jesus. I hope you're happy with what the world has become in your name.
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#26
RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 5, 2016 at 11:45 am (This post was last modified: March 5, 2016 at 11:46 am by FebruaryOfReason.)
Dear Jesus

For Christmas I would like a Toyota Hilux and a Lamborghini and a wife with big boobies and a million pounds and a laser gun and a Lego Star Wars Super Star Destroyer. My mummy says if I really really believe in you and I am a really good boy I will get all my presents.

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Say Hi to Jesus
March 5, 2016 at 11:55 am
(March 1, 2016 at 10:39 am)Mancunian Wrote: Hiya Jesus, where are those extra couple of inches I've been praying for.

You just aren't praying hard enough! You gotta really want it.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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Say Hi to Jesus
March 5, 2016 at 11:56 am
(March 4, 2016 at 3:12 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I found Jesus!

(He was crouched down behind the couch.)

Sneaky little bastard!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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#29
RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 5, 2016 at 8:16 pm
(March 5, 2016 at 11:56 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(March 4, 2016 at 3:12 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I found Jesus!

(He was crouched down behind the couch.)

Sneaky little bastard!  

I know! He's always like, "Let's play hide and seek." And I'm like, "Fuck off, Jesus."
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RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 5, 2016 at 9:19 pm
(March 1, 2016 at 5:10 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 102hsv.jpg]

I just googled the urban dictionary definition. I've learned something today.
On the whole I would call this thread a huge success.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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