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ErGingerbreadMandude Offline
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Say Hi to Jesus
March 1, 2016 at 5:06 am
this thread is for saying hi to Jesus.
note:this is a direct line to sweek loving Jesus,so behave or prepare to burn for eternity. Angel




Sup J dawg
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RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 1, 2016 at 5:10 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 1, 2016 at 5:12 am
LOL.... yeah, what is sweek?
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 1, 2016 at 5:18 am
......or we could talk about Sweeks
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RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 1, 2016 at 5:19 am
Let's do that because inquiring minds wanna know.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 1, 2016 at 5:22 am
Just wanna show my love out for J daddy for making me a penis from dust.
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RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 1, 2016 at 9:12 am
Hiya fuck face.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 1, 2016 at 9:36 am
Jesus;

need you to stop by and skim the leaves out of the pool, thanx
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 1, 2016 at 9:48 am
I feel for you, Jesus. My dad is an abusive asshole too. sorry he made you go through that.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Say Hi to Jesus
March 1, 2016 at 10:37 am
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