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How To Be Overreachingly Pretenious To An Outrageously Condescending&Obnoxious Degree
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How To Be Overreachingly Pretenious To An Outrageously Condescending&Obnoxious Degree
March 3, 2016 at 10:39 am (This post was last modified: March 4, 2016 at 7:02 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Next time someone tells you to stop acting so smart because you're making them feel stupid tell them:

"I admonish you not to fret for I can assure you that the overall magnitude of my intellect runs no deeper than your own, it is at most merely the fact that the totality of my own applied abstract innate cognitive talents are more complex and comprehended with more profundity only and solely on a more verbally analytical level. If you do not fathom the meaning of this statement then I hope it shall suffice to bastardize the aforementioned meaning of it by oversimplifying it in the following terse and asinine way: I'm a pretentious smartarse that likes to use big words and I refer to myself this way so you don't trivialize and undermine what I am saying by unfairly and disingenuously summarizing it as just "Bullshit", "Bollocks", or "Trying to be clever." Because that option gives you less cognitive dissonance than the alternative." - Raven-Colored  Cavalier Pretender A.K.A: He Who Bites Off More Than He Can Chew
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March 3, 2016 at 10:47 am
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March 3, 2016 at 10:56 am (This post was last modified: March 3, 2016 at 10:56 am by robvalue.)
I miss you and I want you back! Big Grin

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March 3, 2016 at 11:02 am
Hey talking of new personalities, I tried out a youtube gimmick in a video I made a minute ago! What do you think? Any play there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5u5-Bg2ENQ
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March 3, 2016 at 3:59 pm
Evie come back!
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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March 3, 2016 at 5:07 pm
He'll be back. He gets settled in today, I think. I talked to him the other day and things were going well. I'll give him a holler after school tonight and see what's up.

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March 3, 2016 at 8:31 pm
Rob, you're such  badass  Big Grin
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RE: How To Be Overreachingly Pretenious To An Outrageously Condescending And Obnoxious De
March 3, 2016 at 8:35 pm
Or just kick them in the nuts.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: How To Be Overreachingly Pretenious To An Outrageously Condescending And Obnoxious De
March 3, 2016 at 8:54 pm
Yeah right Evie. I'm going to memorize that on the off chance that I'd get to use it. What's the brit saying, oh "not bloody likely".

How about "Except your station in life. Once you do it won't hurt so much."
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: How To Be Overreachingly Pretenious To An Outrageously Condescending And Obnoxious De
March 3, 2016 at 11:45 pm
Well done Rob.

Please do a video next proving that no-one can know god if he lives outside of time and space!
So why do they go on and on about it like they are the special chosen ones!

Evie, we miss the mayo rooster turtley thing!
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