I prefer "swine" if you don't mind.
Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: January 1, 2025, 1:40 pm
Thread Rating:
"Men are all pigs"
|
Oink.
That is all. RE: "Men are all pigs"
March 15, 2016 at 3:08 am
(This post was last modified: March 15, 2016 at 3:11 am by Alex K.)
Last night a wild boar was hanging out 15 feet from our bedroom window. It just so happened that I had my night vision goggles ready. True story. This has got to mean something for feminism, but what?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
RE: "Men are all pigs"
March 15, 2016 at 5:54 am
(This post was last modified: March 15, 2016 at 6:06 am by Alex K.)
OMG, how could I forget, there's an entire song specifically about the Thread Title, "Männer sind Schweine"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leaMb8fZrtU Hello, darling, I love you. You're the only one for me. It think the others are all dumb. That's why I'm courting you. You're so different, totally special. I always notice such a thing quickly. Now undress and lie down, because I'm so in love with you. Soon it'll be dark, soon it'll be nighttime. A word of warning is advisable: Men are pigs, Don't trust them, my child, They all want just one thing, 'Cuz that's just how men are. A man doesn't feel like a man until he can do you. He lies like a trooper, just to get you in bed. And then in the morning, he has no idea what your name is. Reckless and unihibited, Feelings are alien to him, For him, love is the same as a loss of semen. Girl, that's why you need to be aware: Men are pigs, Don't ask for sunshine, Sadly, there are no exceptions. There's a pig hidden in every man. Men are sows, don't belief a single word they say. They swear they will always be true, Then are gone the next morning [yeah, yeah, yeah] ["What did I do to make you distress me and say, you don't love me anymore?" "You don't have the slightest idea what love is. We don't even know each other."] And, in case you make a mistake, And catch a husband, your noble suitor mutates into an animal right after the wedding. He then shows you his true self, completely unshaven and rank, drinks beer, watches TV and quickly becomes fat. And burps and farts in the marriage bed. Then you've got King Kong as your husband. That's why I'm telling you, please always think about: Men are pigs, Don't trust them, my child, They all want just one thing, They are blind to true love. Men are rats, Approach them only with cunning, They want to copulate with everything. That isn't up the tree before you count to three. Men are pigs, Don't ask for sunlight, Sadly, there are no exceptions. There's a pig hidden in every man.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
(March 15, 2016 at 2:38 am)pool the great Wrote:(March 14, 2016 at 11:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So, men are all bacon? Challenge accepted. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (March 15, 2016 at 2:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(March 15, 2016 at 2:38 am)pool the great Wrote: If you cut them up, yes. I've heard this colloquially referred to as "long pig." I forget where I heard it, probably in some racist joke or nonsensical anecdote.
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be.
It's one name for human meat as a delicacy. That and "long pork". Which is also a nickname I pretend people have for me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Long pig.
Now I'm feeling homicidal again. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)