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Oh, For Fuck's Sake...
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Oh, For Fuck's Sake...
Jesus hanging out In Utero now?

*face palm*


http://www.today.com/news/ultrasound-pho...lth-t87716
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#2
RE: Oh, For Fuck's Sake...
Well, time for a new one. The old one has long passed his sell by date. I wonder which one's making the race. This one of the birdshit on car screen one.
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(April 24, 2016 at 11:18 am)abaris Wrote: Well, time for a new one. The old one has long passed his sell by date. I wonder which one's making the race. This one of the birdshit on car screen one.


LOL, yeah...this one is funny, but I think the bird shit one definitely takes the cake for most ridiculous!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: Oh, For Fuck's Sake...
Quote:Meyer said her fiance, who also was at the baby shower, initially described the image as "creepy" — but that was until she chastised him for his word choice.

"He does agree it's just amazing," she said

ROFLOL
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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#5
RE: Oh, For Fuck's Sake...
That's a pretty malformed dead Jew on a stick. His left arm is a stump, and he's got gigantic knees.

I'm no woman, but I think I'd be worried if it showed up in my uterus.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#6
Oh, For Fuck's Sake...
Fucking Jesus...always creepin' around. Seriously though, why is stuff like this considered NEWS?!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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Oh, For Fuck's Sake...
(April 24, 2016 at 11:23 am)Faith No More Wrote: That's a pretty malformed dead Jew on a stick. His left arm is a stump, and he's got gigantic knees.

I'm no woman, but I think I'd be worried if it showed up in my uterus.


I'd be curious to know what the ultrasound technician's interpretation of the image is. Something tells me it wouldn't be: "holy shit, you got Jebus in you belly!"
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: Oh, For Fuck's Sake...
(April 24, 2016 at 11:11 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Jesus hanging out In Utero now?  

*face palm*


http://www.today.com/news/ultrasound-pho...lth-t87716

No, Jesus isn't hanging out in utero, but pareidolia clearly is.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Oh, For Fuck's Sake...
(April 24, 2016 at 11:24 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Fucking Jesus...always creepin' around.  Seriously though, why is stuff like this considered NEWS?!

It's a comedy goldmine. The article is hilarious. Especially the part Kitan quoted.
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Religious Views: He gay

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#10
RE: Oh, For Fuck's Sake...
Something looks a little like their holy torture device. Must be Jesus sending another message in the strangest way possible.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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