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Midlife Crisis?
#51
RE: Midlife Crisis?
Thena, for a joke, what would mum say if you sincerely told her that she is right and you're thinking of joining a convent full time and you'll see 2 or 3 times a year!

He he, she say, fuck that! Who's gonna get my shopping fool!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#52
RE: Midlife Crisis?
Heh heh...She usually does her own shopping.
She'd probably say: 

Cath-o-lic?

Nooooooo!!!That's not what I prayed for! 
You're not believing right!
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#53
RE: Midlife Crisis?
So not only do religious people wish their kids to be religious, but also very important that they believe in the "correct" god!

My analysis of the situation tells me that deep down, they believe that even if they're wrong about which God they chose, at least they'll have family to keep them company in hell, me thinks...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#54
RE: Midlife Crisis?
Well, yeah...Just in case they can't get to the store.
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#55
RE: Midlife Crisis?
I'm thinking of telling my Catholic mother I'm becoming a pagan.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#56
RE: Midlife Crisis?
Nooooooo!! Not a Pagan Sex Pre-vert!

Why? 
Why must you like-a da weird sex?
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#57
RE: Midlife Crisis?
Yeah, but it's only weird the first time! Right Beccs?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#58
RE: Midlife Crisis?
(April 28, 2016 at 11:33 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Yeah, but it's only weird the first time! Right Beccs?

Then it becomes routine.

Bit stressful for the goat, though...
Dying to live, living to die.
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#59
RE: Midlife Crisis?
Can't trust any prick to keep a secret these days!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#60
RE: Midlife Crisis?
(April 29, 2016 at 12:06 am)ignoramus Wrote: Can't trust any prick to keep a secret these days!

Caught the bunny act yet?
Dying to live, living to die.
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