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RE: Do you think someone would pay you for sex?
May 3, 2016 at 4:43 am
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(May 3, 2016 at 2:54 am)Thena323 Wrote: Ah hahaha ha ha.... You're so silly!
Silly Nilly!
So, can I interest you guys in some appetizers? We've got 9 varieties of wings!
Omigawd...They're soooooo good.
You are too kind... but not tonight, I have a headache....thanks for offering
(stuffs 3 chicken wings in his mouth and 6 in his pockets and leaves ....can't work with klingy chics))
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RE: Do you think someone would pay you for sex?
May 3, 2016 at 5:17 am
Haha, Ignoramus, you're really making me laugh tonight. :-)
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RE: Do you think someone would pay you for sex?
May 3, 2016 at 8:34 am
I've always been the payor, never the payee. (not direct cash transaction) Hell, if I think about it, I even pay for masterbation.
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RE: Do you think someone would pay you for sex?
May 3, 2016 at 9:38 am
And also get paid for it. You whore.
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RE: Do you think someone would pay you for sex?
May 3, 2016 at 9:38 am
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(May 3, 2016 at 1:52 am)ignoramus Wrote: All my business will obviously come with a legal disclaimer:
Satisfaction neither implied nor guaranteed!
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Remember, rigidity of penises can go down as well as up.
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RE: Do you think someone would pay you for sex?
May 3, 2016 at 9:41 am
(May 3, 2016 at 3:00 am)Nymphadora Wrote: No one would ever pay me to have sex with them. I'm too ugly for that.
Yes, I went there.
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RE: Do you think someone would pay you for sex?
May 3, 2016 at 9:43 am
I would only sell my rooster or mayo to those who I would happily give both away for free: I accept donations only. I will not fuck someone I am unattracted to and/or dislike as a person (I don't find anyone I dislike attractive enough to actually fuck, only enough to perv over at best).
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