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I am Jesus
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#211
RE: I am Jesus
May 17, 2016 at 8:34 pm
Hey, that sounds like bullshit.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 17, 2016 at 8:41 pm
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I am Jesus
May 17, 2016 at 8:48 pm
(May 17, 2016 at 8:34 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Hey, that sounds like bullshit.


The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbeliever.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 17, 2016 at 9:07 pm
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#215
RE: I am Jesus
May 17, 2016 at 10:12 pm
(May 17, 2016 at 8:48 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(May 17, 2016 at 8:34 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Hey, that sounds like bullshit.


The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbeliever.

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#216
RE: I am Jesus
May 17, 2016 at 10:26 pm
(May 16, 2016 at 4:40 pm)Love333 Wrote:
(May 14, 2016 at 10:02 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: Are you ready to allow the Father of Necessary Pretexts into your soulless existence yet?!?

Father of Necessary Pretexts? 

You prove to me then how love is wrong. You are deceived by the rulers of this world. The pope is not your God and neither is your president. That famous musician is not your God and neither is your physician.  I speak through the powers that are not of this world because I speak through the truth.

You tell me how a Pope that lives in a luxurious house that takes money from the people and sleeps with nuns is your answer? Yet, this does not mean that every man on earth who speaks of spirituality speaks through a closed heart.

You tell me your president loves you by sending you to war? Yet, this does not mean that every man who speaks about political freedom is corrupt.

You tell me your musician that tells you guns, women, and money - the answer? Yet, this does not mean every musician plays through deception.

You tell me your physician that cures one illness but gives you another, funded by Rockefeller, is the answer? Yet, this does not mean every treatment kills or every Doctor harms the patient.

Excuse me, chucklefuck, but would you kindly keep your words out of my mouth? I've not said any of these things.

The Crooked Warden is waiting for you to see the truth of the darkness.
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#217
RE: I am Jesus
May 17, 2016 at 11:06 pm
Okay, okay.

I AM Spartacus!

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#218
RE: I am Jesus
May 17, 2016 at 11:21 pm (This post was last modified: May 17, 2016 at 11:22 pm by Love333.)
Quote:Father of Necessary Pretexts? 


Quote:Excuse me, chucklefuck, but would you kindly keep your words out of my mouth? I've not said any of these things.

The Crooked Warden is waiting for you to see the truth of the darkness.

I speak the truth of the general population and you believe I speak of you. I am the one who puts words in your mouth?

I give my reason in justification of a course of action that is not the real reason you say?

You cannot hear if you are deaf. I tell you love is the way. Arguing, name calling, and bickering divides. We must come together.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 18, 2016 at 12:19 am (This post was last modified: May 18, 2016 at 12:20 am by dyresand.)
Our father who does not exist solid be thy name

I don't believe you are jesus but just a forum troll.
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#220
RE: I am Jesus
May 18, 2016 at 5:46 pm
This person speaks the truth.

To not believe this is to say that the tipping point does not exist and history does not repeat. For we are one being from all and all beings from one.

tipping point -
point in time when a group—or a large number of group members—rapidly and dramatically changes its behavior by widely adopting a previously rare practice.

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