(May 13, 2016 at 9:20 pm)Nymphadora Wrote:

(May 13, 2016 at 4:13 am)Love333 Wrote: I will not be responding for a few days. I will be in the wilderness meditating. Remember to let love rule.

Will you have a substitute Jesus standing in for you while you're gone?

Zombies!  Zombies everywhere!!

(May 13, 2016 at 5:47 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I don't recall Jesus being given to platitudes and incoherent rambling. You are a fake. No "come together" can fix that malfunction.

You think you can see and yet you have no sight.

If I tell you a sunflower needs sunlight and water to grow it is too simple for you to accept, yet If I tell you that same flower is made up of hundreds of tiny flower florets COMING TOGETHER to form one flower then it is too complex for you to accept.

I must get back to the wilderness for now to learn the ways of the father. Peace & love be with all of you.

Er.... Jebus lived in the desert. Perhaps that's where you ought to go meditate.

For, like, 40 days or something.

"I am Jesus."

"No you're not."

/thread

(May 11, 2016 at 2:03 am)Love333 Wrote: I am Jesus, I have come to save you from your sins.

Will you forgive me of my sins?

(May 14, 2016 at 12:01 am)Love333 Wrote:

(May 13, 2016 at 5:47 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I don't recall Jesus being given to platitudes and incoherent rambling.  You are a fake.  No "come together" can fix that malfunction.

You think you can see and yet you have no sight.

If I tell you a sunflower needs sunlight and water to grow it is too simple for you to accept, yet If I tell you that same flower is made up of hundreds of tiny flower florets COMING TOGETHER to form one flower then it is too complex for you to accept.

I must get back to the wilderness for now to learn the ways of the father. Peace & love be with all of you.

Are you ready to allow the Father of Necessary Pretexts into your soulless existence yet?!?

Okay, Jesus.

I have surgery on Friday.

Will it be successful and what are the details of that surgery?

Don't fall for it when he tells you to get down on your knees first.

(May 15, 2016 at 4:11 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Don't fall for it when he tells you to get down on your knees first.

That should be a given for any man or woman who encounters a religious person, especially a religious leader, priest, or pastor...

Quote:I will not be responding for a few days. I will be in the wilderness masturbating to horse porn.

Fixed that for you.