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I am Jesus

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I am Jesus
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#271
RE: I am Jesus
May 20, 2016 at 9:29 am
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"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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#272
RE: I am Jesus
May 20, 2016 at 3:49 pm
(May 20, 2016 at 1:33 am)Love333 Wrote: Actually I came to the conclusion I am not Jesus. All that I said was a bunch of mumbo jumbo...Word Salad. You can put this into joke section now. Since this is an Atheist forum.
I am serious. I am turning into a salad right now as I speak

Trolled you all.

Most boring troll ever.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 20, 2016 at 3:53 pm
Boring? A troll that turns into salad?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#274
RE: I am Jesus
May 20, 2016 at 10:44 pm
(May 19, 2016 at 9:21 pm)Love333 Wrote: If I said your middle name wouldn't you rationalize that I hacked your computer or worse worship me and put me above you as you think you are not worthy?

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"I have no fucking clue, but I can't admit that now that I've claimed to be jeebus."
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RE: I am Jesus
May 21, 2016 at 2:20 am
Thanks for playing. Motive achieved, free to leave now.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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