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I am Jesus
RE: I am Jesus
Has anybody called poe? Because that is what it is.
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RE: I am Jesus
(May 12, 2016 at 1:55 pm)Love333 Wrote: [edit]

We must bring each other together as one

Well all right then. We'll need a lot of sutures, staples and surgical glue. Might need to enlist the Valk for assistance. Here is the prequel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqdxHwaxrNM
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: I am Jesus
(May 12, 2016 at 1:55 pm)Love333 Wrote:


All you had to do was speak to me like a normal person, instead you're bullshitting me. Fuck off, troll. We're done.
Sum ergo sum
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RE: I am Jesus
(May 11, 2016 at 2:07 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Of course you are.

What have I got in my pocket?

POCKET SAND!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk
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RE: I am Jesus
Ben, something tells me that most theists don't know what normal is?
Their only frame of reference has always been their deluded parents.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: I am Jesus
They know precisely what normal is.

The irony is that there has never been such a thing as normal.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: I am Jesus
OP, do the three of you have a theme song?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: I am Jesus
(May 12, 2016 at 11:36 am)Ben Davis Wrote:
(May 12, 2016 at 8:47 am)Love333 Wrote: Have you not read all of the words I have spoken of David?

Have you not read all of the words that I've written to you?

Don't ignore me, it's rude. If you keep ignoring me, I'll join the ranks of those who mock you.

You've got one last chance.

When have I ever ignored you? I love you.    

One person says I am too mundane and the other says I am anything but normal. How can you think I am this way if if you expected me to be that way? 

Your curiosity will lead you to the truth. If you live in ignorance and expect to take the easy TYPICAL path you will not learn the ways of the world. The easy path that is usual is really the difficult path in the long run. You see now how the difficult confusing path which allows you to learn is really the easy one.

A humble man who was gracious was walking to his house when he was attacked by thugs. 

They ripped his clothes off, beat him and went away, leaving him half dead. A priest proceeded to go down the same path, and when he saw the injured man, he IGNORED him and passed by on the other side. So too a lawyer, when he came to the place and saw the injured man, IGNORED HIM and passed by on the other side. But a gentle man, as he walked, came where the man was; and when he saw the poor outcast he had compassion. He went to him and bandaged his wounds. Then he brought the man to a the best Hospital in the region. The next day he took out all the money in his pocket and gave it to the injured man then left.
Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of thugs?
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Did he just paraphrase the Parable of the Good Samaritan, as if we didn't know what it was?!

*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: I am Jesus
(May 12, 2016 at 6:08 pm)Aegon Wrote:
(May 11, 2016 at 2:07 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Of course you are.

What have I got in my pocket?

POCKET SAND!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk

Winnah!
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