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Hi folks, I am a Godless Heathen
#31
RE: Hi folks, I am a Godless Heathen
(May 15, 2016 at 6:04 am)pocaracas Wrote: UK catholic... hehe... poor thing.
Welcome aboard!

Here, have some Morgadinhos (you'll never pronounce it correctly... just know they're sugar bombs)
[Image: 12358531_5UbOT.jpeg]

Those remind me of marzipan.


Oh, and welcome to the forum, new guy.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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#32
RE: Hi folks, I am a Godless Heathen
(May 16, 2016 at 10:51 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote:
(May 15, 2016 at 6:04 am)pocaracas Wrote: UK catholic... hehe... poor thing.
Welcome aboard!

Here, have some Morgadinhos (you'll never pronounce it correctly... just know they're sugar bombs)
[Image: 12358531_5UbOT.jpeg]

Those remind me of marzipan.


Oh, and welcome to the forum, new guy.

Marzipan.... yeah, it's very similar to that.
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#33
RE: Hi folks, I am a Godless Heathen
(May 16, 2016 at 2:43 am)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(May 15, 2016 at 7:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Bloody hell.

ANOTHER atheist?

Why does this site seem to attract so many?


Seriously, though, welcome.

Babyques are on Friday, orgies on Saturday, following the sacrifice to the Dark Lord.

Quick administrative note, the orgy for this week has been moved to Friday to accommodate the quarterly blood ritual. Beccs, you have been saving the heartsblood of the unclean, yes?

Of course.

My job is perfect for getting things for the sacrifice.

Big Grin

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#34
RE: Hi folks, I am a Godless Heathen
Welcome Godless, hope you enjoy it here.

I'm also an ex-Catholic Brit. There's something about the way UK Catholicism is preached that highlights its near-comedic incoherence. Maybe it's the British love of farce.

Here, would you like a pot of tea to wash down those Morgadinhos?

[Image: nice_cup_of_tea.jpg]
Sum ergo sum
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#35
RE: Hi folks, I am a Godless Heathen
Here have a lamington with your cup of tea.
I got 'em from some young girl selling them at the front door for a fundraiser for the girl scouts!
I can only offer you one because I've eaten the other 5! YUM!

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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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