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Your services are requested, posthaste.

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Your services are requested, posthaste.
SteelCurtain Offline
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Your services are requested, posthaste.
May 25, 2016 at 6:10 am
Beccs, I need your specific set of skills.

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The man who did this is in jail for the next two years. After that, he needs to be dealt with, Dexter style.

On second thought, maybe he should just have his hands and feet duct taped together, his mouth taped shut and his nose partially blocked so he can barely breathe. Then just dump his body somewhere freezing cold and wet.
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RE: Your services are requested, posthaste.
May 25, 2016 at 8:03 am
I am anger at this.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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May 25, 2016 at 8:22 am
I'm in for a bat party!
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RE: Your services are requested, posthaste.
May 25, 2016 at 8:25 am
To do that... fuck. As a dog friend this sickens me. My faithfull friend is always there.l, guarding my house.
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RE: Your services are requested, posthaste.
May 25, 2016 at 8:30 am (This post was last modified: May 25, 2016 at 8:31 am by Kingpin.)
As an owner of an animal rescue, we get cases like this far more than one would like. Truly sad how this poor boy was treated and so glad they caught the guy and it looks like Justice is recovering well. Happy end to a sad story.
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RE: Your services are requested, posthaste.
May 25, 2016 at 10:36 am
Ohhhh, I've got a cheesegrater with that motherfucker's testicles' name on it...
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May 25, 2016 at 10:42 am
I'm a dog lover and am now rather glad that my work's over active web filter has blocked that story.
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May 25, 2016 at 11:08 am
The more I learn about people, the more I prefer dogs.

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RE: Your services are requested, posthaste.
May 25, 2016 at 11:10 am
Why the f does that bastard get a 25year ban on keeping pets? why not a perma ban?
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RE: Your services are requested, posthaste.
May 25, 2016 at 11:25 am
(May 25, 2016 at 11:10 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: Why the f does that bastard get a 25year ban on keeping pets? why not a perma ban?

Why not a perma ban on his breathing? Angry
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