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I have arisen! Oh Glory!

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I have arisen! Oh Glory!
YahwehIsTheWay Offline
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I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 9:44 am
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 12:26 pm
Oh, hi DP. Glad to see you around. You still make youtube videos? Robvalue is making some lately. I have lost the habit of checking my youtube subs, my wife is expecting a girl, my daughter Big Grin
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 12:35 pm
Have you notified the staff to merge your accounts or something? Some of them mabe don't remember you or your poe.
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 12:36 pm (This post was last modified: June 3, 2016 at 12:36 pm by robvalue.)
Noice!

About time we got a proper-ass Christian in the house, to whip all these liberal back sliders into shape.

High five dude, good to see you!
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 12:40 pm
He is only the truest christian until Betty Bowers join the forum.Big Grin
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 12:42 pm (This post was last modified: June 3, 2016 at 12:42 pm by robvalue.)
When I finally become Christian, I'm gonna be the truest one ever. I'm gonna shame them all with my ultra-literal fundamentalism. Whatever they are doing, I can show them it's wrong. The bible has that guarantee.
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 12:48 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 12:42 pm)robvalue Wrote: When I finally become Christian, I'm gonna be the truest one ever. I'm gonna shame them all with my ultra-literal fundamentalism. Whatever they are doing, I can show them it's wrong. The bible has that guarantee.

I think you weren't around when the staff pulled an Epic aprils fools on us. The aftermath wasn't as peacefull, big forum brawl, etc. We have those from time to time.

DPs poe is a remnant of those times. Fun times. Boy, was Napo pissed.
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 12:50 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 12:35 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Have you notified the staff to merge your accounts or something? Some of them mabe don't remember you or your poe.

I was thinking of only posting under this one account (doing "out of character" as needed). Not against the idea of merging it with my pre-Resurrection YITW account, though. I just couldn't remember the password. 

I also need to notify the admins here to get access to all that foul, disgusting adult stuff, you know, so I can keep the Lord notified of all the shameless sinning you heathens are doing. Yeah, that's why.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 1:00 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 9:44 am)YahwehIsTheWay Born Again Wrote:  
GLORY! 
Praise the Sweet Name of Jesus.

Hi, was thinking of joining your church .... I have shopped around for the one that lets me hate the most people and be superior to the biggest percentage of humanity, do you have a sales brochure I can read? Smile
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 1:03 pm
hmm so someone even older than me showed up? Oh well,

Welcome back you old fossil! Big Grin
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