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Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 21, 2017 at 10:39 pm
I can't stand weddings... I hate any formal occasion like that... they're just so rigid and stressful.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 21, 2017 at 10:41 pm
(May 21, 2017 at 10:39 pm)emjay Wrote: I can't stand weddings... I hate any formal occasion like that... they're just so rigid and stressful.

Two magic phrases: "Free drinks" and "open bar".

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 21, 2017 at 10:43 pm
I love going to weddings.

Show up, wear a suit, get a little tipsy, dance with hot chicks, take a break and dance with moms, go home with someone pretty.

What's not to like?
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 21, 2017 at 10:44 pm
(May 21, 2017 at 10:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 21, 2017 at 10:39 pm)emjay Wrote: I can't stand weddings... I hate any formal occasion like that... they're just so rigid and stressful.

Two magic phrases: "Free drinks" and "open bar".

Does that usually come before or after they tie the knot? Wink Cos if I could get pissed beforehand that would make them a lot more pleasant... but probably cause quite a stir in the pews Big Grin
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 21, 2017 at 10:45 pm
(May 21, 2017 at 10:39 pm)emjay Wrote: I can't stand weddings... I hate any formal occasion like that... they're just so rigid and stressful.

Same. I HATE weddings. All the fakery and having to see people you normally avoid. I rather be in my socks and tee at home watching something addicting as I hug my pillow and make sure not to move, because I'll wake the cat sleeping on my belly.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 21, 2017 at 10:46 pm
(May 21, 2017 at 10:43 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I love going to weddings.

Show up, wear a suit, get a little tipsy, dance with hot chicks, take a break and dance with moms, go home with someone pretty.

What's not to like?

Until you get too drunk and go home with the wrong person.

Vorlon's pretty, right?

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 21, 2017 at 10:47 pm
(May 21, 2017 at 10:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Until you get too drunk and go home with the wrong person.

Vorlon's pretty, right?

Angel

He'd never go home with me. I remove too much of my body hair. I'm vorlon safe.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 21, 2017 at 10:47 pm
(May 21, 2017 at 10:43 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I love going to weddings.

Show up, wear a suit, get a little tipsy, dance with hot chicks, take a break and dance with moms, go home with someone pretty.

What's not to like?

Well that's fine for someone like you with the swag thing going on Wink but me, I'm rigid as a board at those sort of things... socially awkward. But booze would certainly help with that Wink
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 21, 2017 at 10:48 pm
(May 21, 2017 at 10:45 pm)J a c k Wrote:
(May 21, 2017 at 10:39 pm)emjay Wrote: I can't stand weddings... I hate any formal occasion like that... they're just so rigid and stressful.

Same. I HATE weddings. All the fakery and having to see people you normally avoid. I rather be in my socks and tee at home watching something addicting as I hug my pillow and make sure not to move, because I'll wake the cat sleeping on my belly.

You should try the social events and the "networking" that happen in my field...

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 21, 2017 at 10:49 pm
(May 21, 2017 at 10:47 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(May 21, 2017 at 10:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Until you get too drunk and go home with the wrong person.

Vorlon's pretty, right?

Angel

He'd never go home with me. I remove too much of my body hair. I'm vorlon safe.

I'm sure he'll make exceptions...

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