Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[J a c k]

CIJS
I saw you. You picked your nose and wiped off your finger on the side of the chair. I’m not cleaning that. That chair is fired from my cubicle. Thanks.

[mlmooney89]

CIJS;

I'm astonished at how your mind worked through the dilemma I inadvertently posed to you.  In well over 15 years I never realized one of my farm accounts at your bank did not have me on it as a signatory.  In those over 15 years I've put money in that account and taken money out, I've done transfers and I think I've even set up auto-pay for the safety deposit box out of that one.

Then, a month ago I call and request a transfer FROM that account TO the main farm checking account.  Well, technically, I cannot do that as it turns out.  And you, being the eager eagle noticed the glitch in the sign offs.

So, instead of either NOT doing the transfer, or CALLING ME about the problem,  you instead transferred the amount I requested FROM the farm checking account and put it in the OTHER ACCOUNT.

Arrrgh !!

And this is even more puzzling as around 8 years ago, I had some confusion as to how the over draft protection worked (or as I discovered, did NOT work) in regards to that account backing up the main farm checking account.  Damn, we couldn't have found the sign off omission back then?

I think I'm going to take my cousin over (LOL, his sign off is valid) and we are going to close out that account.  Not pissed, but this particular variety of account at your facility befuddles not just me, but your staff too.  Please don't offer financial products and services that you do not understand and do not know how to implement.

As a bank supervisor and being trained in opening/revising accounts and being a teller my jaw was on the floor for your post! I can't believe they just let you take money from an account that doesn't have you on it and then (you obviously have a relationship with the bank) they totally ignored any decent actions to do what they wanted. I would have tore my tellers a new one for that. You are so right to leave if they are so careless with your money!

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Cijs- I get it, you insist I stick with this medicine because it works. It does work. So well. I mean, I haven’t lost my mind in public a single time since I’ve been on it. I sleep. I eat. I function basically like a normal human and I don’t want to lose that either. But I can’t afford this. There has to be something else that works that’s covered by my insurance. I guess I’ll go rob a bank or something

Insurance sucks. You shouldn't have to pick to either being in debt or being mentally healthy. *hugs*

[Fireball]

Where I used to work, there were some people who thought it cute to pick their noses and smear it in strategic locations, like on/in coffee mugs, desks, the keys of communal PC work stations, etc. A big meeting was called, and everybody was made aware of it. That didn't stop it, of course. It got so bad that management had to supply Clorox wipes next to the PCs. And I locked the door to my office, because I don't like the smell of Clorox wipes.

[Crossless2.0]

Where I used to work, there were some people who thought it cute to pick their noses and smear it in strategic locations, like on/in coffee mugs, desks, the keys of communal PC work stations, etc. A big meeting was called, and everybody was made aware of it. That didn't stop it, of course. It got so bad that management had to supply Clorox wipes next to the PCs. And I locked the door to my office, because I don't like the smell of Clorox wipes.

Jesus, what a bunch of degenerates. And what limp-dick management!

[Losty]

Where I used to work, there were some people who thought it cute to pick their noses and smear it in strategic locations, like on/in coffee mugs, desks, the keys of communal PC work stations, etc. A big meeting was called, and everybody was made aware of it. That didn't stop it, of course. It got so bad that management had to supply Clorox wipes next to the PCs. And I locked the door to my office, because I don't like the smell of Clorox wipes.

If only you were on AF back then, you could have started a “Catch the office boogie wiper” thread.

[Kernel Sohcahtoa]

CIJS,

I must say that it feels great when I am finally able to wrap a math proof around my mind and am able to put it into my own words (a math technique known as self-explanation, which I learned from reading an analysis book by the mathematician Lara Alcock); thus, giving me a solid understanding of the concept and a greater appreciation for mathematical ideas and reasoning.

[Seraphina]

CIJS-

Naw, you're not ruining my Christmas this year. Go mess with someone else.

-Teresa

[Kernel Sohcahtoa]

CIJS,

I think I've come to the end of my journey in mathematics: as I've dug deeper into the subject, I've realized just how tiny I am compared to the great mathematical minds of history and the current, brilliant math minds in the field.  As a result, while I'm grateful for the knowledge that I've gained (initially, I only wanted to learn calculus 1 and gain some kind of an understanding of it ),  I've finally accepted that I don't have the brains to accel and grow at math: any kind of continued mathematical study on my part, would only amount to a hobby, and realistically, I lack the brilliance, originality, and talent to be somebody in the math field; I'm somewhat disappointed in myself for being arrogant enough to think that I could be one of these people.     
 
Well, with that said, I'd like  to apologize to all of the math aficionados on this forum for all of my math related posts here: I sincerely hope that my ideas and posts were not too elementary and vacuous .

[GrandizerII]

CIJS,

I think I've come to the end of my journey in mathematics: as I've dug deeper into the subject, I've realized just how tiny I am compared to the great mathematical minds of history and the current, brilliant math minds in the field.  As a result, while I'm grateful for the knowledge that I've gained (initially, I only wanted to learn calculus 1 and gain some kind of an understanding of it ),  I've finally accepted that I don't have the brains to accel and grow at math: any kind of continued mathematical study on my part, would only amount to a hobby, and realistically, I lack the brilliance, originality, and talent to be somebody in the math field; I'm somewhat disappointed in myself for being arrogant enough to think that I could be one of these people.     
 
Well, with that said, I'd like  to apologize to all of the math aficionados on this forum for all of my math related posts here: I sincerely hope that my ideas and posts were not too elementary and vacuous .

No, keep going. Maths is just so damn fun. Keep reading and studying. Out of curiosity, ever heard of Grahams number? Minblowing!

[pocaracas]

CIJS,

I think I've come to the end of my journey in mathematics: as I've dug deeper into the subject, I've realized just how tiny I am compared to the great mathematical minds of history and the current, brilliant math minds in the field.  As a result, while I'm grateful for the knowledge that I've gained (initially, I only wanted to learn calculus 1 and gain some kind of an understanding of it ),  I've finally accepted that I don't have the brains to accel and grow at math: any kind of continued mathematical study on my part, would only amount to a hobby, and realistically, I lack the brilliance, originality, and talent to be somebody in the math field; I'm somewhat disappointed in myself for being arrogant enough to think that I could be one of these people.     
 
Well, with that said, I'd like  to apologize to all of the math aficionados on this forum for all of my math related posts here: I sincerely hope that my ideas and posts were not too elementary and vacuous .

You're giving up?!

Haven't you heard the motto "practice makes perfect"?

Don't aim to win a Nobel Prize... just aim to learn stuff and be curious about any new thing that comes across your path.
Most mathematical theorems and demonstrations have already been done by armies of people just like you.... but there are still things left to be shown. Don't give up! Keep at it!