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Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
August 10, 2016 at 8:41 pm
I keep hearing about this sex thing. What is that?
Is it an app or something? 

Does it hurt? Could it make me taller?
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
August 10, 2016 at 9:02 pm
(August 10, 2016 at 8:41 pm)Thena323 Wrote: I keep hearing about this sex thing. What is that?
Is it an app or something? 

Does it hurt? Could it make me taller?

ROFLOL
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
August 10, 2016 at 9:07 pm
I'm glad you think my questions are so funny, Missy! Angry
And YES...my hands are on my hips as I'm typing this.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
August 10, 2016 at 11:08 pm
(August 10, 2016 at 8:41 pm)Thena323 Wrote: I keep hearing about this sex thing. What is that?
Is it an app or something? 

Does it hurt? Could it make me taller?

I'm told it's a beacon of happiness, especially waking up with her in your arms the morning after and having another go'round.

/beentoogoddamnedlongrant

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
August 10, 2016 at 11:24 pm
Can I just say and I'm just being honest.

Mmmm. Sexual thoughts.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
August 10, 2016 at 11:44 pm
(August 10, 2016 at 11:08 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(August 10, 2016 at 8:41 pm)Thena323 Wrote: I keep hearing about this sex thing. What is that?
Is it an app or something? 

Does it hurt? Could it make me taller?

I'm told it's a beacon of happiness, especially waking up with her in your arms the morning after and having another go'round.

/beentoogoddamnedlongrant

Ahhh...so it's Twister, then!

Those yellow and blue circles, man...good times. Big Grin
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
August 10, 2016 at 11:45 pm
Can I just say...

Sexy sexy talk is sexily sexy like sex.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
August 10, 2016 at 11:45 pm
I can smell the sex in my mind. Mmm.

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
August 10, 2016 at 11:52 pm
I appreciate you. You actually mean so much to me. Not only are you my bestfriend's girlfriend, and thus like bestfriend by association as well, you seem genuinely interested in me, and actually listen to what i say. You're great to my friends, especially great to your boyfriend and i honestly hope you two go far together. You are both amazing people, and i just wanted to yell this somewhere.
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. For if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes unto you."
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
August 11, 2016 at 12:05 am
Can I just say...

I'm trying so hard to not be inappropriate right now Tongue
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