Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[brewer]

I never have a mental feather duster handy when I need it.

[Foxaèr]

I never have a mental feather duster handy when I need it.

Just shake your head and think to yourself "leave me alone".

[Shai Hulud]

CJIS - "more than a fairy tale"? That's the tagline you seriously want to use for Vacation Bible School?

[Jesster]

CIJS threaten my dog with mace again, and next time I will bring my gun. The park belongs to everyone, and not just the little dogs.

[brewer]

CIJS threaten my dog with mace again, and next time I will bring my gun. The park belongs to everyone, and not just the little dogs.

Bang bang's at dog parks are not necessary. Next time just bring a really big fetching stick. (weighted with lead shot on the business end)

[Jesster]

CIJS threaten my dog with mace again, and next time I will bring my gun. The park belongs to everyone, and not just the little dogs.

Bang bang's at dog parks are not necessary. Next time just bring a really big fetching stick. (weighted with lead shot on the business end)

Yeah, I never carry guns around with me. I'm just really pissed off at the prissy high-class suburbia bitch who thinks she has any right to threaten me and my dog in order to "protect" hers. Both dogs were fine. The smaller dog's owner was the only real bitch there.

[J a c k]

Am I the only one wondering what he meant by "strategically placed dryer lint?"

Also JACK, I can't think of any scenario where a warm blooded human would think anything other than.. nice things, having caught your cute ass half naked doin laundry. #justsayin

Love you, sweet sweet bunny friend. CIJS? Thank you for being my friend these great few years. Out of the blue, I know, but you're great.

[vorlon13]

CIJS;

Tim, you'd be surprised how serious I was about making things work out with you. Haven't thought of you in a long time, but you were sincere and a decent friend. I appreciate your openness with your folks and introducing me to them. In that era, that was a pretty unusual level of maturity for you and acceptance for them.

I hesitated tonite to google you, however. As long as I don't do that, you're still young and alive and full of promise, not sure I want to take the chance of fucking that up right now.

[SteelCurtain]

Bang bang's at dog parks are not necessary. Next time just bring a really big fetching stick. (weighted with lead shot on the business end)

Yeah, I never carry guns around with me. I'm just really pissed off at the prissy high-class suburbia bitch who thinks she has any right to threaten me and my dog in order to "protect" hers. Both dogs were fine. The smaller dog's owner was the only real bitch there.

I hate dog owners that don't understand dog park etiquette. Dogs are pack animals, even the small ones. They are going to rough house, they don't understand ownership of toys, balls or water bowls, and they don't give a fuck about your personal boundaries.

It grinds me when dog parents freak out when their dog drinks from Tanner's water bowl, or make passive aggressive comments when Tanner lopes by and takes a sip out of theirs. I hate it when they helicopter over their dog when the dogs are playing. Drives me crazy. Let the dogs be dogs!

EDIT: CIJS!

[Mystical]

I never have a mental feather duster handy when I need it.

Posh. I happen to know you probably have lots of feather dusters in that mindbrain.

CJIS - "more than a fairy tale"?  That's the tagline you seriously want to use for Vacation Bible School?

Oh I've been seeing those around too! First year as an atheist to notice them, and when one lady asked for a church Summer Bible Camp referral (Not even a request for a good or interesting one, just somewhere to ship off),  this is all I saw in my minds eye: 



I could think of a million billion better things those kids could do. I personally wouldn't let the safety of my child be put at risk like that--and plus, if you love your kids and love life, then love life with your kids! Kids get to do the funnest things.. and you can too if you just go with! 
*sorry for the rant, my Ex brother in law told my niece he didn't want to go to the zoo with her and her brother and his girlfriend/her baby..  because "He doesn't like the zoo". 
Some people don't deserve kids. #justsayin

CIJS threaten my dog with mace again, and next time I will bring my gun. The park belongs to everyone, and not just the little dogs.

Some people don't deserve dogs. #justsayin

Also.. one up her with a taser. Tell her if your dog gets sprayed then she gets tased.

Am I the only one wondering what he meant by "strategically placed dryer lint?"

Also JACK, I can't think of any scenario where a warm blooded human would think anything other than.. nice things, having caught your cute ass half naked doin laundry. #justsayin

Love you, sweet sweet bunny friend. CIJS? Thank you for being my friend these great few years. Out of the blue, I know, but you're great.

Muaww I love you too.   It's been my honor to know you and be your friend! You're one person in this world whom I would like to follow their story to the last chapters (imagining Ivy as an old lady, shrugs, "she'd still be hot" lmao "and my bestie")