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She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!

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She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 25, 2016 at 10:25 am
(June 25, 2016 at 10:18 am)robvalue Wrote:
(June 25, 2016 at 9:15 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Hrmm....

I still don't... I can't... This is another example of the rampant collusion between rob and Mama!

Blatant!

Are you saying you can disprove someone else's personal experience? Why are you surprised I would choose a prophet who has swagged your ass in the past?

I'm saying you're all in it together! Conspiring!

Any neutral observer would tell you I swagged all y'all asses!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#32
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 25, 2016 at 12:57 pm
I have also seen evidence of The Unmistakable Emma. Smile
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 25, 2016 at 12:58 pm
SHE HAZ REALNESS! THE TURTLE AND THE JELLY-LOVING SWAG-MAMA HAZ SPOKEN!
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 25, 2016 at 1:07 pm
I know how much we hate people coming around here trying to push products on us, but I've been a member for a while, so I hope you don't mind. I'm trying to recruit members for my new website emmathiestforums.org.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 25, 2016 at 1:44 pm
I believe there has been another revelation. Stay tuned!
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#36
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 25, 2016 at 2:12 pm
(June 25, 2016 at 1:44 pm)robvalue Wrote: I believe there has been another revelation. Stay tuned!

Today's revelation made my eyes tear up.  Heart
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 25, 2016 at 2:22 pm
Ooooh!

Do tell! Do tell! Do tell! Do tell!

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