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RE: Bare your bottoms!
July 4, 2016 at 2:20 pm
Quit lookin' at me bum, you bum looker!
Welcome aboard, Vorlie. No, I don't know where we stock the lube. Ask CD where he left it.
I suspect we might need to ration that shit, now. The staff orgies are gonna be a bit more interesting now, huh?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: Bare your bottoms!
July 4, 2016 at 2:31 pm
Yaaaaaas!
Great choices!
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RE: Bare your bottoms!
July 4, 2016 at 3:44 pm
Wait, I didn't agree To this!
The staff room will be turned into a den of depravity before we know it!
Congrats dude ^_^
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RE: Bare your bottoms!
July 4, 2016 at 3:44 pm
Congrats Vorlon.
I'm having a gilded ban dildo built for you.
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"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Bare your bottoms!
July 4, 2016 at 4:00 pm
Oh what have you guys done?!
Now youowon't be rid of him...ever!