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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 5:26 am
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OK, you mean business!@
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 5:32 am
R, N, I, I
cross word puzzle.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 5:56 am
What's the loudest noise in the jungle? a giraffe eating bananas.
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 6:05 am
(July 11, 2016 at 5:32 am)Alex K Wrote: R, N, I, I
cross word puzzle.
....wat
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 6:19 am
And then Jesus said: "If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her." and then the stone hit adulterous woman in the middle of the face and smashed her head wide open with brains pouring out.
Jesus: "Mom! What the fuck are you doing here?!"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 6:19 am
(July 11, 2016 at 6:05 am)Bella Morte Wrote: (July 11, 2016 at 5:32 am)Alex K Wrote: R, N, I, I
cross word puzzle.
....wat
Not a good cultural christian, you are!
p.s.
Iggy, for you it's
B, N, I, I
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 6:20 am
(July 11, 2016 at 5:32 am)Alex K Wrote: R, N, I, I
cross word puzzle.
INRI ?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 6:20 am
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(July 11, 2016 at 6:19 am)Alex K Wrote: (July 11, 2016 at 6:05 am)Bella Morte Wrote: ....wat
Not a good cultural christian, you are!
p.s.
Iggy, for you it's
B, N, I, I
No..I'm not... :/
Google didn't return any results aside from some Russian thing. I don't get it.
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 6:26 am
(July 11, 2016 at 6:19 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: And then Jesus said: "If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her." and then the stone hit adulterous woman in the middle of the face and smashed her head wide open with brains pouring out.
Jesus: "Mom! What the fuck are you doing here?!"
See, that doesn't make any sense, 'cause presumably the simple intention of throwing a stone would be counted as a sin, right?
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 6:26 am
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(July 11, 2016 at 6:20 am)Bella Morte Wrote: (July 11, 2016 at 6:19 am)Alex K Wrote: Not a good cultural christian, you are!
p.s.
Iggy, for you it's
B, N, I, I
No..I'm not... :/
Google didn't return any results aside from some Russian thing. I don't get it.
The letters written on Jesus' cross (cross word, get it?) purportedly were "INRI", for Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum, Jesus of Nazareth, King of Jews.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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