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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 9:49 pm
(July 11, 2016 at 7:51 pm)Complidudaaldo Wrote: I thought it was funny. The man planned on Blaming the God of venom and hellfire for his own endorsing womanizers. While he figured that having lived in an "atheist" world justified his blackmailing of God in his lifetime, so that he felt comfortable doing so. And then God, having enjoyed what he said, told a funny ass joke.[...]
Nope. None of that was funny. Sense of humour is a sign of intelligence and it seems, that you're lacking both.
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 10:08 pm
AH HA HA! irony
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 10:16 pm
(July 11, 2016 at 10:08 pm)Complidudaaldo Wrote: AH HA HA! irony
I don't think that word means what you think it means...
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 10:21 pm
(This post was last modified: July 11, 2016 at 10:30 pm by Complidudaaldo.)
read your last quote of what I said.
- ... and God told a funny ass joke, "Where's your penis?" {your ass is mine now bitch.}
No One, Is Oblivious to their Own Incoherent (bigoted) thoughts and judgements that they use to justify their course of action. SO the premise is pretty damn funny. It's not religious. It's a joke about Pragmatism.
listen,
"God, You are not real. SO if you do not make me your prophet. Then I am going to endorse womanizing, and support the belief structures which advocate the enablement of that, to children."
What the fawk? What if I'm atheist. How does that effect our world's course of action. You're just a doush who said, "HAHAHA, no regret"? What if the God you just blackmailed was real... you'll blame him... The God of Hellfire? LOL XD AHAHAHAH
fawk if God is real or not, Use your brain.
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 10:33 pm
(July 11, 2016 at 10:21 pm)Complidudaaldo Wrote: [...]No One, Is Oblivious to their Own Incoherent (bigoted) thoughts and judgements that they use to justify their course of action.[...]
You're clearly oblivious of the fact, that you're spewing incoherent, nonsensical gibberish.
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 11:02 pm
(July 11, 2016 at 7:51 pm)Complidudaaldo Wrote: I thought it was funny. The man planned on Blaming the God of venom and hellfire for his own endorsing womanizers. While he figured that having lived in an "atheist" world justified his blackmailing of God in his lifetime, so that he felt comfortable doing so. And then God, having enjoyed what he said, told a funny ass joke.
what the elephant said: *grasps groan with trunk, inattentively* that's Curious expression *grasps groin with hand* *checks wallet* wide eyed "Where the fuqk is my Penis?!?."
as a metaphor for how all homos and adulterers and evolutionsists react in his presence.
the joke was supposed to involve much more, 'reinforcing the lifestyles and perspectives of laziness, indulgence, incoherency, arrogance, selfishness and perversions as agents of culture, and the catalysts for those behaviours,' but it was already getting long winded.
the entire thing was just about pragmatic analysis. not religion.
I'm sure your joke is really hilarious. It just went over my head completely. I don't think I'm smart enough to get these kinds of jokes...
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 11:18 pm
The very best elephant trunk joke ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF5Y8kB824E
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RE: Judgement Day
July 11, 2016 at 11:23 pm
I very much enjoy how theists who write up these little stories are so very stupid.
The first and foremost reason such stories work is that the audience upon whom they are shared are already theistic. Of course, there is not going to be any bias.
When the story is shared on a forum of reason, then the story crumbles.
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RE: Judgement Day
July 12, 2016 at 12:21 am
Wow the joke is really funny,
except the OP
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RE: Judgement Day
July 12, 2016 at 1:32 am
(July 11, 2016 at 11:18 pm)chimp3 Wrote: The very best elephant trunk joke ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF5Y8kB824E
Please ! It is worth it.
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