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#11
RE: hacking
July 12, 2016 at 2:12 am
Guys, go easy on him. He has Manly Things to do with his laptop that require great antivirus capabilities.

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#12
RE: hacking
July 12, 2016 at 5:08 am
(July 11, 2016 at 11:53 pm)Complidudaaldo Wrote: [...]I wanted a man's computer to do man's things. And now I need 10 to do the man's things computers did in the 90's.

LOL... What? You need to watch porn one scan-line at a time?
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#13
RE: hacking
July 12, 2016 at 5:28 am (This post was last modified: July 12, 2016 at 5:31 am by Homeless Nutter.)
(July 11, 2016 at 11:38 pm)Complidudaaldo Wrote: does anyone here know anything about anti-viruses?

Why? Did you catch AIDS? Ask your doctor - I'm sure he can advise you on anti-retroviral treatments, available in whatever sh*t-filled hole in the ground your kind dwells in.

(July 11, 2016 at 11:38 pm)Complidudaaldo Wrote: hacking?

Try this:

[Image: hacksaw.jpg]

Although it's probably too late now for hacking off your penis, if you already caught the bug. Couldn't hurt though - in a manner of speaking.


(July 11, 2016 at 11:38 pm)Complidudaaldo Wrote: or Program development? 

I can't help you with that, but you should probably deal with your virus first...

(July 11, 2016 at 11:38 pm)Complidudaaldo Wrote: I am curious about breaking into my Windows 10 and fixing this piece of turdling that rolled of the assembly line.

Great idea - do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVlox_Qttko
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#14
RE: hacking
July 12, 2016 at 5:31 am
I know of a great hacking site...
shhhhhhh don't tell anyone!!

http://www.ikeahackers.net/
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RE: hacking
July 12, 2016 at 5:34 am
If you want to learn what hacking is really all about, don't rely on fake stuff -here's the real deal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Ca5JiEd5I

Also: A young Angelina Jolie hopping around in tight outfits
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#16
RE: hacking
July 12, 2016 at 5:35 am
(July 12, 2016 at 5:34 am)Alex K Wrote: If you want to learn what hacking is really all about, don't rely on fake stuff -here's the real deal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Ca5JiEd5I

Also: A young Angelina Jolie hopping around in tight outfits

That's a fucking awesome film.

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#17
RE: hacking
July 12, 2016 at 8:58 am
(July 11, 2016 at 11:53 pm)Complidudaaldo Wrote: And now I need 10 to do the man's things computers did in the 90's.
If you need 10 computers to do now what you did in the 90s, there's something very very wrong with your computers.
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#18
RE: hacking
July 12, 2016 at 8:59 am
(July 12, 2016 at 8:58 am)LostLocke Wrote:
(July 11, 2016 at 11:53 pm)Complidudaaldo Wrote: And now I need 10 to do the man's things computers did in the 90's.
If you need 10 computers to do now what you did in the 90s, there's something very very wrong with your computers.

They're the same computers that he had back then... but with all updates installed FSM Grin
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#19
RE: hacking
July 12, 2016 at 9:06 am
(July 12, 2016 at 8:59 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(July 12, 2016 at 8:58 am)LostLocke Wrote: If you need 10 computers to do now what you did in the 90s, there's something very very wrong with your computers.

They're the same computers that he had back then... but with all updates installed  FSM Grin
Lol...
Windows 98 was great, but it might be time to put it to pasture. Tongue
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#20
RE: hacking
July 12, 2016 at 9:11 am
(July 12, 2016 at 9:06 am)LostLocke Wrote:
(July 12, 2016 at 8:59 am)pocaracas Wrote: They're the same computers that he had back then... but with all updates installed  FSM Grin
Lol...
Windows 98 was great, but it might be time to put it to pasture.  Tongue

Why?
If he has old hardware, he should be using old software.
New software doesn't work on old hardware, nor old software on new hardware (unless you use some tricks like virtualization), so... he should stick with his win98-se (fully upgraded, remember?)

On the plus side... viruses for win98 should now be very very rare, in the wild.
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