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My Re-conversion

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My Re-conversion
Redbeard The Pink Offline
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#1
My Re-conversion
July 12, 2016 at 1:56 am
Pokemon is my god now.


Sorry to disappoint anyone who looked up to me.


If you'd like to know more about how to invite Pokemon into your life as your personal lord and savior, PM me. Just beware of heretical schisms, like Team Valor and Team Instinct.


#TeamMystic #PokemonIsMyGodNow
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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robvalue Offline
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#2
RE: My Re-conversion
July 12, 2016 at 2:03 am
Oh okay. Well, you've said a lot of stuff that's correct so far, so this must be true also.

All hail Pikachu!
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RE: My Re-conversion
July 12, 2016 at 9:31 am
I have your god hanging out in my back yard. Please come get him.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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Iroscato Away Donators
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#4
RE: My Re-conversion
July 12, 2016 at 11:35 am
Fuck, don't scare me like that, Red. I'm glad you have found the True Way though.
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RE: My Re-conversion
July 12, 2016 at 1:06 pm
I mean it. The dogs are going fucking nuts!

I'm holding you and your god financially liable.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#6
RE: My Re-conversion
July 13, 2016 at 11:00 am
You worship Arceus? Cool! I'm booking a day off to worship the new Pokèmon of the Alola region on November 18th. That's how much I worship Pokèmon.

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RE: My Re-conversion
July 13, 2016 at 4:46 pm
Nooooooo!!!!....
I have a son that's joined the cult of Pokemon Go.

When will the madness end?
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J a c k Offline
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RE: My Re-conversion
July 13, 2016 at 10:37 pm
(July 12, 2016 at 11:35 am)Iroscato Wrote: Fuck, don't scare me like that, Red. 

This. I read the title and eeeeeeeek!
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#9
RE: My Re-conversion
July 13, 2016 at 10:59 pm
You're dead to me, Pinky.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: My Re-conversion
July 13, 2016 at 11:19 pm
I was born a bit too early to catch the Pokemon craze. By the time I became aware of the phenomenon - I was already interested in guitars and boobs. Consequently the whole concept of that game is alien to me, as well as rather daft. And now, with Pokemon fans woddling around the real world, staring at their phones, looking for things that are not there - it seems more alien and daft than ever... Tongue
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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