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What is life about?

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What is life about?
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RE: What is life about?
July 28, 2016 at 6:04 am
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RE: What is life about?
July 28, 2016 at 10:22 am
I am happy to suck cock, but I won't eat a strawberry that touched one. Call me crazy...I just get weirded out by food sex.
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RE: What is life about?
July 28, 2016 at 10:48 am
(July 25, 2016 at 10:23 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(July 25, 2016 at 8:49 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

... unless you look at the back of the box like most people.

They should have gone with "Life is like a bag of Revels", like I said.

Actually, the X-Files' Cigarette Smoking Man said it best:

Quote:Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.

Sweet dreams, kids.

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#154
What is life about?
July 28, 2016 at 10:49 am
(July 28, 2016 at 10:22 am)Losty Wrote: I am happy to suck cock, but I won't eat a strawberry that touched one. Call me crazy...I just get weirded out by food sex.


Almost spit out my coffee at that one. :LMAO:
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RE: What is life about?
July 28, 2016 at 1:52 pm
(July 28, 2016 at 10:49 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(July 28, 2016 at 10:22 am)Losty Wrote: I am happy to suck cock, but I won't eat a strawberry that touched one. Call me crazy...I just get weirded out by food sex.


Almost spit out my coffee at that one.  :LMAO:

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RE: What is life about?
July 28, 2016 at 2:40 pm
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RE: What is life about?
July 28, 2016 at 6:26 pm
(July 28, 2016 at 10:22 am)Losty Wrote: I am happy to suck cock, but I won't eat a strawberry that touched one. Call me crazy...I just get weirded out by food sex.

Strange you should mention strawberries specifically. One of my happiest memories is the little surprise show my Sam put on for me, involving a huge strawberry. Yum. Tongue
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RE: What is life about?
July 28, 2016 at 6:29 pm
This thread is losing its mind.
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RE: What is life about?
July 28, 2016 at 8:00 pm
Sorry EP
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RE: What is life about?
July 28, 2016 at 8:48 pm
Lol it's fine
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